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Here Are The Racist Emails That Landed Sh*tty Ferguson Officials In The Unemployment Line

Good thing they didn't send their emails to Strongbad, he would have gotten SO MAD.
If former court clerk Mary Ann Twitty, of Ferguson, Missouri, had been paying any attention to Hillary Clinton’s lessons, she might still have a job right now. Same goes for Rick Henke and William Mudd, who used to be police captain and police sergeant, respectively. Instead, it never occurred to them that “hey we send each other racist haw haw jokes all the time, maybe we should delete them, or maybe do this over Snapchat,” and they were relieved of their jobs in March. Well, now we actually get to see the emails! Were they talking about how much they wanted to lynch slaves or how Barack Obama should go back and live with the monkeys in Africa? Less of the former, more of the latter. Read more on Here Are The Racist Emails That Landed Sh*tty Ferguson Officials In The Unemployment Line…
  he seems nice

Michigan Republican Definitely Not Responsible For Saying We Should Fence Detroit, Round Up The Indians

Say you are a mean old Republican (but we repeat ourselves) who loves to say sparkling things about Detroit and how you will get carjacked there, and also funny quips about FEMA camping all the Indians and giving them smallpox. Oh you wit! You slay you! But then say someone quotes you saying those things! How is that even fair? It is not, obviously, and that is why we know who is to blame for Oakland County Executive L. Brooks Patterson saying, “I made a prediction a long time ago, and it’s come to pass. I said, ‘What we’re gonna do is turn Detroit into an Indian reservation, where we herd all the Indians into the city, build a fence around it, and then throw in the blankets and the corn.’” The person to blame, OBVIOUSLY, is … The New Yorker, for quoting him! Read more on Michigan Republican Definitely Not Responsible For Saying We Should Fence Detroit, Round Up The Indians…
  Doktor Prepper

In Case You Were Wondering, We Think This Survivalist Ad Is Crap, Too

Every now and again Your Wonkette gets stuck with ads that are, shall we say, at a bit of a variance from Our Stated Principles (whatever they might be any given week). And since one of our stated principles is “Paying the bloggers is a good idea,” we’re happy to take money from just about any advertiser that isn’t the NRA or something equally loathsome. If You The Thoughtful Wonker should see an ad you find objectionable, click it to get the URL and email Your Editrix, who will yell at the ad company and try to get rid of it. But we’ll still have stupid ads sometimes, which we reserve the right to make fun of, like that “where to hide your guns when Obama comes for them” thing that Rich had fun with.* So since the government is almost certainly going to collapse any day now, let’s look at another stupid survivalist ad, so you won’t have to click on it. Read more on In Case You Were Wondering, We Think This Survivalist Ad Is Crap, Too…
  forward comrades

Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Barack Obama’s Brave New World Will Not Have Applebees, Vinyl Siding

The most important thing to know about the FEMA Camps, where we will be soon living now that Barack HUSSEIN Obama secured his second term by giving gifts to browns and poors and slutty youngs, is density. The image of FEMA Camps as these desolate concentration camps is actually wrong. In reality, these encampments will be Agenda 21-compliant model cities. You and your family will have your own dwelling, but it will be small. Think of the average-size McMansion that all job creators strive for. Now, imagine the space where, back when this was a free country, that McMansion would have had a “great room.” That is where another family’s house will be. The second floor will be, instead of bedrooms and a master bath, homes for like six more families. Instead of spreading out these homes over a completely illogical series of cul-de-sacs, as the market demands, they will be arranged on a centrally-planned grid. Read more on Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Barack Obama’s Brave New World Will Not Have Applebees, Vinyl Siding…
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Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Obama’s Second Term Will Destroy American Values, Be Amazing

You’ve heard right-wing pundits warn you about Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s plan to fundamentally change America as we know it. The secret Muslim/radical Marxist/probably gay Obama dreams of the day when he could force all decent, God-fearing Christian Americans (i.e. the whites) into gay marriages to radical Marxist-Muslims, they said. He acts all hope and changey now, but wait until he gets that second term and then it will be FEMA camps and forced veganism. Well, it’s all true. All of it. Gloriously true! Read more on Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Obama’s Second Term Will Destroy American Values, Be Amazing…
  that's not change we can believe in

History’s Greatest Monster Barack Obama Politicizes Beer, Refuses To Buy One For Guy Holding A Romney Sign

Hey, Barack NoBAma, were you at the Iowa State Fair yesterday, cold buyin’ beers for the first 10 people to swear loyalty oaths to you for the privilege of quaffing sweet, cold Bud? When asked if he was buying, Obama said, “Let me see what’s in my wallet.” As the crowd cheered “Four more beers!” the president relented. “I’ll tell you what, except for Romney sign, I’ll buy beers for ten people,” he said. Barack Obama basically put that man in a FEMA camp. Why does he hate civility? Read more on History’s Greatest Monster Barack Obama Politicizes Beer, Refuses To Buy One For Guy Holding A Romney Sign…
  unnatural disasters

Hero Florida GOP Rep Lady Ruins All Barack Obama’s Martial Law Fun

Florida GOP Rep. Sandy Adams heard a thing on the Internet, and she will fight it with her very last breath! Is it that thing on the Internet about Girl Scouts = abortion? No it is not that one. Is it the one about Michelle Obama sexing up her unnamed Secret Service agent? No, that is not against the law yet! Is it this sad, dated thing about Barack Hussein NOBAMA declaring martial law? Yes, it is that one, and Sandy Adams — with an assist from Man of the Hour Allen West! — is here to do something about it! Read more on Hero Florida GOP Rep Lady Ruins All Barack Obama’s Martial Law Fun…
  evolution

Pleiadians, Lizard People Going To Explode America While Obama In Asia

You feel that chill outside? No, of course you don’t. The weather is getting warmer and warmer right now. Why? Ex-communist and ex-Nazi Pleiadians and Lizard People, that’s why. Galaxy mother / BlogTalkRadio personality / future Fox News anchor Colleen Thomas has gone onto the YouTube from her well-appointed home to tell us that this country is going to explode today from dirty bombs because President Obama, in league with these evil forces, left us behind. Make sure your human meat is not overcooked by these bombs, because otherwise the reptilians won’t be able to sell it on the black market, in space! And please somebody tell this to Obama, because he’s going to die in a space tsunami over there after the Lizard People turn their backs on him. Read more on Pleiadians, Lizard People Going To Explode America While Obama In Asia…
  the new jim cramer

Jesus, Everyone’s Insane

There is a crazy bald dude on CNBC, and he is going super-double crazy. And here, introducing this CNBC clip of insanity, is a guy in California who is … driving and doing a YouTube video at the same time, about how Californians will soon be sent to Concentration Camps. So, pack a suitcase and drive around! Let’s see some more of this wacky CNBC weirdo, Jeff Macke. Read more on Jesus, Everyone’s Insane…