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GRRR ARGH RAGE MAD OBAMA'S TAKIN' YR GUNS BUT NOT IF ALLEN WEST CAN STOP IT OOH AHH ANGRY WORDS GRRRR!!!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!!! So, failed congressman, disgraced...

Oh, Texas, it was super nice knowing you and letting you be one of our U.S. American states, but there's an invasion coming, and...

In the wake of the Supreme Court's Gay Marriage Throat-Cram-A-Thon, wingnuts have had hilarious reactions and stupid reactions and melodramatic reactions, and all of...

Pollsters are hilarious sometimes. Talking Points Memo has the results of a new poll from Public Policy Polling, asking people which do they like...

OH NO, President Obama is back behind the high school gym again, smoking all the cigarettes and rolling his eyes, maybe and allegedly! Cigarettes...

Conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Alex Jones always has his finger on the prostate of The Real Story that everybody's missing, if people could only OPEN...

Top o' the Sunday Funday, Wonkers! And also Happy Mother's Day, if you are a lady who is a mommy! Let's take a moment to...

In a move that was as touchingly optimistic as it was futile, the Pentagon attempted to reassure nervous Texans that an upcoming training exercise...

If you are a fear-addled conspiracy theory-loving wingnut reading this, you already KNOW what we are about to say. Terrible demonic false flag Indo-Kenyan...

If former court clerk Mary Ann Twitty, of Ferguson, Missouri, had been paying any attention to Hillary Clinton's lessons, she might still have a...

Say you are a mean old Republican (but we repeat ourselves) who loves to say sparkling things about Detroit and how you will get...

Every now and again Your Wonkette gets stuck with ads that are, shall we say, at a bit of a variance from Our Stated...

The most important thing to know about the FEMA Camps, where we will be soon living now that Barack HUSSEIN Obama secured his second...

You've heard right-wing pundits warn you about Barack HUSSEIN Obama's plan to fundamentally change America as we know it. The secret Muslim/radical Marxist/probably gay...

Hey, Barack NoBAma, were you at the Iowa State Fair yesterday, cold buyin' beers for the first 10 people to swear loyalty oaths to...

Florida GOP Rep. Sandy Adams heard a thing on the Internet, and she will fight it with her very last breath! Is it that...

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