fema camps

DOKTOR PREPPER  10:00 am March 9, 2013

In Case You Were Wondering, We Think This Survivalist Ad Is Crap, Too

by Doktor Zoom

Every now and again Your Wonkette gets stuck with ads that are, shall we say, at a bit of a variance from Our Stated Principles (whatever they might be any given week). And since one of our stated principles is “Paying the bloggers is a good idea,” we’re happy to take money from just about [...]

FORWARD COMRADES  12:56 pm November 16, 2012

Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Barack Obama’s Brave New World Will Not Have Applebees, Vinyl Siding

by Jeff Wattrick

The most important thing to know about the FEMA Camps, where we will be soon living now that Barack HUSSEIN Obama secured his second term by giving gifts to browns and poors and slutty youngs, is density. The image of FEMA Camps as these desolate concentration camps is actually wrong. In reality, these encampments will be [...]

GET YOUR SHARIA MARXISM HERE!  9:49 am November 9, 2012

Dispatches From The FEMA Camps: Obama’s Second Term Will Destroy American Values, Be Amazing

by Jeff Wattrick

You’ve heard right-wing pundits warn you about Barack HUSSEIN Obama’s plan to fundamentally change America as we know it. The secret Muslim/radical Marxist/probably gay Obama dreams of the day when he could force all decent, God-fearing Christian Americans (i.e. the whites) into gay marriages to radical Marxist-Muslims, they said. He acts all hope and changey [...]

THAT'S NOT CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN  10:35 am August 14, 2012

History’s Greatest Monster Barack Obama Politicizes Beer, Refuses To Buy One For Guy Holding A Romney Sign

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Hey, Barack NoBAma, were you at the Iowa State Fair yesterday, cold buyin’ beers for the first 10 people to swear loyalty oaths to you for the privilege of quaffing sweet, cold Bud? When asked if he was buying, Obama said, “Let me see what’s in my wallet.” As the crowd cheered “Four more beers!” [...]

UNNATURAL DISASTERS  2:30 pm April 9, 2012

Hero Florida GOP Rep Lady Ruins All Barack Obama’s Martial Law Fun

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Florida GOP Rep. Sandy Adams heard a thing on the Internet, and she will fight it with her very last breath! Is it that thing on the Internet about Girl Scouts = abortion? No it is not that one. Is it the one about Michelle Obama sexing up her unnamed Secret Service agent? No, that [...]

EVOLUTION  1:42 pm November 8, 2010

Pleiadians, Lizard People Going To Explode America While Obama In Asia

by Jack Stuef

You feel that chill outside? No, of course you don’t. The weather is getting warmer and warmer right now. Why? Ex-communist and ex-Nazi Pleiadians and Lizard People, that’s why. Galaxy mother / BlogTalkRadio personality / future Fox News anchor Colleen Thomas has gone onto the YouTube from her well-appointed home to tell us that this [...]

THE NEW JIM CRAMER  1:19 pm May 21, 2009

Jesus, Everyone’s Insane

by Ken Layne

There is a crazy bald dude on CNBC, and he is going super-double crazy. And here, introducing this CNBC clip of insanity, is a guy in California who is … driving and doing a YouTube video at the same time, about how Californians will soon be sent to Concentration Camps. So, pack a suitcase and [...]


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