Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.
Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.
FEMA Gave $30 Million Contract To Two Florida Guys To Get Tarps For Puerto Rico. What Could Have Gone Wrong?
You'd think we'd stop being surprised. Oddly, that hasn't happened yet.
Oh look! The lying liars are lying!
FEMA doesn't appreciate people who are more helpful than FEMA, news at eleven.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
It's just Disaster Capitalism in action, kids.
Why did a tiny company from Ryan Zinke's hometown get a contract to restore Puerto Rico's power grid? It's probably all on the up and up.
In this case, food really is love.
Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.
Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.
Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.
Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.
Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.