Tag: fema

STOP PUSHING BUTTONS! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, Jan. 3, 2018

Fusion GPS sounds off about Trump-Russia, Steve Bannon kicks Jared Kushner and Don Jr in the dick, and Trump threatens nuclear war on Twitter (AGAIN). Your morning news brief.

GOP Hopes You Won’t Notice Budget Fuckery. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 5, 2017

Republicans try to kick the can down the road (again), Robert Mueller cranks Trump-Russia up to 11, and the FCC is engaging in some serious fuckery with net neutrality. Your morning news brief.

FEMA Gave $30 Million Contract To Two Florida Guys To Get Tarps For Puerto Rico. What Could Have Gone Wrong?

You'd think we'd stop being surprised. Oddly, that hasn't happened yet.

Trump’s FEMA Quite Miffed At Chef José Andrés For Being A Big Ol’ Showboat In Puerto Rico

FEMA doesn't appreciate people who are more helpful than FEMA, news at eleven.

Trump To China: ‘Obama Did It.’ Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 9, 2017

Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!

Maybe Restoring Puerto Rico’s Electricity Shouldn’t Be Handled By Jerkass Grifters

It's just Disaster Capitalism in action, kids.

Puerto Rico Hires Two Fellas From Montana To Get The Power Back On. Sounds Legit!

Why did a tiny company from Ryan Zinke's hometown get a contract to restore Puerto Rico's power grid? It's probably all on the up and up.

Trump Will Save Puerto Rico And California Soon As He’s Done Writing These Terrific Tweets

Maybe if the wildfires and hurricanes said more nice things about Donald Trump...

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Trump’s Team Can’t Stop Crash Landing. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 29, 2017

Puerto Rico gets worse, MOAR Trumpkin air traffic control, and Jared Kushner has an email problem! Your morning news brief.

Puerto Rico? Huh? DO YOU NOT SEE TRUMP IS BUSY WITH A FOOTBALL EMERGENCY!!!

Good luck, Puerto Rico. The president is a small bit distracted right now.

Irma Gives Trump A Sad. Wonkagenda For Mon., Sept. 11, 2017

Devin Nunes is trying to hide the pee pee tape, the Tea Party doesn't want to help hurricane victims, and George Clooney HATES Steve Bannon. Your morning news brief.

Florida Man: GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 7, 2017

Trump makes a deal, Obamacare repeal crawls back from the grave, and Steve Bannon hates Jesus.

FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.