Tag: felonies

Genius Texas Hunters Shoot Each Other, Blame Invisible Mexicans, As One Does. Your Open Thread!

Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
Bears repeating

California Not Down With Trump’s Plan Of ‘First I’ll Come For The Immigrants’

The Treasure of the Chinga Su Madre.

Bill Cosby To Ring In New Year From Jail, Maybe

In hot hot BREAKING news this morning, we woke up to find out that JELLO-pop-fueled sexual assault machine Bill Cosby is goddamn finally being criminally charged. It really couldn't have happened to a more terrible guy. Now, although more than...

New Mexico Will Prosecute You for Borting Your Rape Baby, Because You Are Borting ‘The Evidence’

Ladies, ladies, stop your hysterical caterwauling in that shrill way you do that you do! It is okay that a Republican lawmaker in New Mexico has introduced you to carry your Rape Baby to term "to use the fetus...

Five Shockingly Living People Who Endorsed Mitt Romney

The Washington Free Beacon lists the five most amazingly Romney-endorsing "celebrities" of the 2012 cycle, and let me tell you, guys, these people are all somehow still alive, probably. 1. Lindsay Lohan The “Mean Girls” star and all-around party girl recently...

Texas Lawmaker Wants To Imprison People For Implementing Health Care

To solve our nation's problems, we will need to do what our nation does best: innovate. Some may say that our politics cannot possibly become more polarized. But they're small-minded. There's a whole new frontier of polarization. And it...