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New Mexico Will Prosecute You for Borting Your Rape Baby, Because You Are Borting ‘The Evidence’
Ladies, ladies, stop your hysterical caterwauling in that shrill way you do that you do! It is okay that a Republican lawmaker in New Mexico has introduced you to carry your Rape Baby to term “to use the fetus as evidence” (carrying a sentence of up to three years!) in your raper’s trial! It is [...]
Five Shockingly Living People Who Endorsed Mitt Romney
The Washington Free Beacon lists the five most amazingly Romney-endorsing “celebrities” of the 2012 cycle, and let me tell you, guys, these people are all somehow still alive, probably. 1. Lindsay Lohan The “Mean Girls” star and all-around party girl recently announced that she was voting for Romney. “I just think employment is really important [...]
Texas Lawmaker Wants To Imprison People For Implementing Health Care
To solve our nation’s problems, we will need to do what our nation does best: innovate. Some may say that our politics cannot possibly become more polarized. But they’re small-minded. There’s a whole new frontier of polarization. And it is being explored by men of groundbreaking new ideas. Men like state Rep. Leo Berman of [...]
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