Tag Archives: felon

  Repeat Offender

Mean Judge Makes Felon Dinesh D’Souza Clean All The Freeways With Lindsay Lohan

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Felonious crimer thug Dinesh D’Souza has been out of the pokey for all of a month, and he’s already in trouble again. On Monday, federal judge Richard Berman (we love him) explained to D’Souza’s dumb ass and his dumbass attorney that D’Souza is not done paying his debt to society for his law-breaking. Not even close: Read more on Mean Judge Makes Felon Dinesh D’Souza Clean All The Freeways With Lindsay Lohan…
  Jail's not out for summer

Mean Judge Won’t Let Felon Dinesh D’Souza Have Summer Vacay From Prison, UNFAIR!

Prison life is rough
Dinesh D’Souza — felon, adulterer, racist, and so of course, also conservative hero — is being SILENCED! and OPPRESSED! once more. Not by President Ghetto this time, at least not directly, but by judicial activist Richard Berman: Read more on Mean Judge Won’t Let Felon Dinesh D’Souza Have Summer Vacay From Prison, UNFAIR!…
  oh girl please

A Woman’s Prerogative: Transgender Lady Felon New Hampshire Rep Changes Mind (Again)

Stacie Marie Laughton, recently elected to the New Hampshire statehouse after years of grifting (not “allegedly”) and campaigning for every office in the Live Free or Die state, got found out about her felonry and said she would resign her office. But now she has exercised her woman’s prerogative and changed her mind again, and will be taking her seat in the legislature after all. (This will probably change in the next half hour, or maybe even already did.) But we have a question, and we are trying to be as sensitive about this as is possible for your Wonkette, because we do not feel like wading through a bunch of waiting-to-be-moderated Jezebel-style comments about looksism, heteronormativity, and cisgender bias: Do male-to-female transgendered people have to try to look like women? Or could any bald dude with a beard put on a shmatte (like, not even bothering to put on some pearls, Klinger-style) and yell, gutturally, “HELLO I AM A LADY NOW”? Is “HELLO I AM A LADY NOW” yet another of Stacie Marie Laughton’s grifts? Let us consider (and remember our manners). Read more on A Woman’s Prerogative: Transgender Lady Felon New Hampshire Rep Changes Mind (Again)…