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Posts Tagged ‘fed funds rate’

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

ECONOMY MADE PERFECTER: What is wrong with the Federal Reserve?! Today they cut the fed funds rate another .25%, bringing it down to 2%. Don’t they know that we have already achieved perfection and our economy is growing licketysplit? Meh, whatever. Let’s run with it and REFI REFI REFI! [NYT]


Ben Bernanke Saves Economy Again, For Eternity!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

The Federal Reserve cut the federal funds rate — “the” rate — by half of a percentage point today to 3%, a week after they freaked out and cut it by three-quarters of a point. Ben Bernanke and his minions indicated there may be more rate cuts on the way, too. Hooray! Eventually they can get that bitch down to 1%, then we can all buy mansions with $5 down payments and deal with the damn adjustable interest later. Because we’re all getting mansions! [AP/Breitbart]


Financial Panic(!) To Steal Our Babies, Kill Concept of Fun

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

warwealth.jpgThis recession scare, it’s real. Too real! The Federal Reserve, much to Ron Paul’s dismay, lowered the fed funds rate by 3/4 of a percentage point today to stave off a, hrm, bank panic of neo-Victorian proportion! MORE »