Senate Filled With Human Shit
Friday, June 15th, 2007
Capitol police blocked off the third floor Senate gallery on Wednesday after stunned and horrified staffers reported numerous piles of human shit all over the place. MORE »
SENATE
FCC
Foul-Mouthed Bush & Cheney Liberate America’s Wealthy Fucktards
Monday, June 11th, 2007
Because the dignified president and vice president are obscenity-spewing feces, wealthy fucktards like “socialite Nicole Richie” can F-bomb away on live teevee. MORE »
JOHN EDWARDS
Feces-Spewing Obscenity Sickens 150 Hotel Guests
Friday, March 2nd, 2007
First it attacked John Edwards’ virtual computer-world campaign headquarters, and now the Feces-Spewing Obscenity has sickened 150 people at the Hyatt Regency Crystal City. According to the Centers for Disease Control, the official name for the monster is “Norovirus.” MORE »
FUNNY PICTURES
John Edwards’ Sad, Lonely Cyberworld
Thursday, March 1st, 2007
This really sums up everything, doesn’t it? It’s a “picture” of John Edwards’ “campaign headquarters” inside the computer world called “Second Life,” where people who didn’t do so great on the first life apparently waste away their hours in a simulation of modern American existence: shopping, dressing like hookers, ignoring politics and wearing furry suits. We will spend too much time thinking about all this, after the jump.
