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Capitol police blocked off the third floor Senate gallery on Wednesday after stunned and horrified staffers reported numerous piles of human shit all over the place. MORE »
Because the dignified president and vice president are obscenity-spewing feces, wealthy fucktards like “socialite Nicole Richie” can F-bomb away on live teevee. MORE »
First it attacked John Edwards’ virtual computer-world campaign headquarters, and now the Feces-Spewing Obscenity has sickened 150 people at the Hyatt Regency Crystal City. According to the Centers for Disease Control, the official name for the monster is “Norovirus.” MORE »
This really sums up everything, doesn’t it? It’s a “picture” of John Edwards’ “campaign headquarters” inside the computer world called “Second Life,” where people who didn’t do so great on the first life apparently waste away their hours in a simulation of modern American existence: shopping, dressing like hookers, ignoring politics and wearing furry suits. We will spend too much time thinking about all this, after the jump.
