Crappy Concert, Stupid Events Mark Nation’s Saddest July 4th
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007
Nothing says “America” like “Tony Danza.” The dumb, talentless star of “Joanie Loves Chachi” is the big attraction at tomorrow’s A Capitol Fourth thing. MORE »
Nothing says “America” like “Tony Danza.” The dumb, talentless star of “Joanie Loves Chachi” is the big attraction at tomorrow’s A Capitol Fourth thing. MORE »
Former … uh, we don’t remember what he was … senator? Governor? Let’s go with “governor.” Former governor Jim “James” Gilmore was apparently running for the GOP nomination for … president, apparently. But there’s terrible news! He is being forced to suspend his campaigning due to Emergency Eye Surgery! 