Twenty-Dollar Bob Allen Will Soon Be Tried For Sex Crimes
Monday, October 15th, 2007
Republican state legislator Bob Allen will finally (maybe) be tried in a Florida court for bravely offering twenty bucks to suck off a “stocky black guy” in a park restroom in order to avoid becoming “a statistic.” Allen was a John McCain campaign co-chief in Florida — all the spots on Rudy’s campaign were taken — before his arrest by that same burly black guy. Ever since, he’s been following the GOP Playbook by refusing to resign, refusing to admit he’s a bathroom queen, and generally dragging down his party in a state where there are actually still some popular Republicans, such as Florida’s proudly single “first black governor” Charlie Crist. MORE »
Republican state legislator Bob Allen will finally (maybe) be tried in a Florida court for bravely offering twenty bucks to suck off a “stocky black guy” in a park restroom in order to avoid becoming “a statistic.” Allen was a John McCain campaign co-chief in Florida — all the spots on Rudy’s campaign were taken — before his arrest by that same burly black guy. Ever since, he’s been following the GOP Playbook by refusing to resign, refusing to admit he’s a bathroom queen, and generally dragging down his party in a state where there are actually still some popular Republicans, such as Florida’s proudly single “first black governor” Charlie Crist. MORE »