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The Senate Furniture That Fell Off The Back Of A Truck
The news today is actually a guide to buying government furniture (it belongs to us, right?), knowing the difference between corn syrup and corn sugar (one doesn’t exist), and having awkward conversations in real life and angry ones on the Internet. Someone illegally sold a ton of Senate furniture. His selling point was likely how [...]
FDA’s Cigarette Package Plan To Feature Cool Death Images
Cigarettes are going to cease to exist forever because the FDA has unveiled new, scarier anti-smoking warnings that will cover 50% of the front of cigarette packaging. But because these warning pictures were made by bureaucrats, they’re not actually that scary. Where’s the photo of a cigarette chopping a guy’s dick in half? C’mon, government. [...]
Puppymilling Is Patriotic
Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher speaks out like MLK against the most crushingly anti-constitooshun special interest group in America, The Humane Society. [Breitbart] The Gaza strip is like Disneyland for Mohammed and friends, but only when Israel is operating the rides. [BareNakedIslam] America’s only hope is to return to the golden age of foodstuffs, the [...]
Democrats Look To W. Va. To Shore Up Precarious 58-41 Majority
Now that we’ve all had time to mourn Robert Byrd, let’s talk replacements! West Virginia’s Secretary of State has stared at the confusing law-words on the subject and announced that Democratic Governor Manchin can appoint some Democrat to fill out almost the whole rest of Byrd’s term; a special election will be held in 2012 [...]
Balloon Boy: A Case Of Highly Orchestrated Whimsy?
Bank of America lost $1 billion—and your Wonkette editor’s debit card!!—in the third quarter. [New York Times] Do not read this, keep thy heart pure: Boy in the Balloon? Likely a publicity stunt. [New York Times] A weak dollar is good news for things that are made here and exported elsewhere. This is an important [...]
Chinese FDA Head Killed
‘Times’ Criticizes Fucking and Drugs Administration
China Taking Our Jobs, Killing Our Pets
Daily Briefing: Dear John
Feds Approve Cloned Meat & Milk! Hooray!
Today’s Guilty Plea
Feds Clear Al Qaeda In Spinach Attacks
FDA Says It’s Spinach, CNN Says the Hell With It
Daily Briefing: Have You Seen Dignity?
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