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The news today is actually a guide to buying government furniture (it belongs to us, right?), knowing the difference between corn syrup and corn sugar (one doesn’t exist), and having awkward conversations in real life and angry ones on the Internet. Someone illegally sold a ton of Senate furniture. His selling point was likely how [...]

Cigarettes are going to cease to exist forever because the FDA has unveiled new, scarier anti-smoking warnings that will cover 50% of the front of cigarette packaging. But because these warning pictures were made by bureaucrats, they’re not actually that scary. Where’s the photo of a cigarette chopping a guy’s dick in half? C’mon, government. [...]

Joe “The Unlicensed Plumber” Wurzelbacher speaks out like MLK against the most crushingly anti-constitooshun special interest group in America, The Humane Society. [Breitbart] The Gaza strip is like Disneyland for Mohammed and friends, but only when Israel is operating the rides. [BareNakedIslam] America’s only hope is to return to the golden age of foodstuffs, the [...]

Now that we’ve all had time to mourn Robert Byrd, let’s talk replacements! West Virginia’s Secretary of State has stared at the confusing law-words on the subject and announced that Democratic Governor Manchin can appoint some Democrat to fill out almost the whole rest of Byrd’s term; a special election will be held in 2012 [...]

Bank of America lost $1 billion—and your Wonkette editor’s debit card!!—in the third quarter. [New York Times] Do not read this, keep thy heart pure: Boy in the Balloon? Likely a publicity stunt. [New York Times] A weak dollar is good news for things that are made here and exported elsewhere. This is an important [...]

DRUGS  3:59 pm July 10, 2007

Chinese FDA Head Killed

by Alex Pareene

AL GORE  8:39 am March 22, 2007

Daily Briefing: Dear John

by Josh Fruhlinger

FDA  2:03 pm December 28, 2006

Feds Approve Cloned Meat & Milk! Hooray!

by Ken Layne

CRIME  1:50 pm October 17, 2006

Today’s Guilty Plea

by Ken Layne

CRIME  8:25 am October 17, 2006

Daily Briefing: DC Rock City

by Alex Pareene

FDA  5:39 pm September 18, 2006

Feds Clear Al Qaeda In Spinach Attacks

by Ken Layne


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