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Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

That Time In 1964 When Dick Gregory, Peace Be Upon Him, Made The FBI Do Its Damn Job

Why are we marching against Nazis and the KKK in 2017? Here's one reminder.

Uh Oh, Paul Manafort, Where’s Your God NOW?

Robert Mueller is now working with New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman because GUESS WHAT? Trump can't pardon state crimes!

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Oklahoma Patriot Arrested Trying To Bomb A Bank, To Save America From American Government

Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.

Your Weekly Top Ten Has New Pictures Of WONKETTE GRANDBABY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!

Robert Mueller To Paul Manafort: Knock Knock, Motherfucker!

The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.

Lo, Unto Us A Robert Mueller Trump-Russia Grand Jury Is Born!

Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.

Everybody Connected To Fox’s Seth Rich Murder ‘Reporting’ Is Completely Fucking Nuts

So this is how fake news gets made. Ick!

How Many Dumbfuck Things Can Anthony Scaramucci Say Before Breakfast?

WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!

The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Is Getting Weird, Y’all. A HOLY SHIT Investigation Into WHAT THE FUCK?

What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!

Trump’s (ALLEGEDLY!) Drunky Lawyer Seems Nice

Imagine sexting with him!