Tag: fbi

Pretty Sure Donald Trump Just Added The ‘My Pillow’ Guy To His Team Of Rent-A-Lawyers

Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.

Andrew McCabe Fired, Because That’s What Gets Trump’s Dick Wet

Oh MAN, this is fucked up.

FBI And DHS: Russian Hackers Calling From Inside The House

Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?

Fox News Idiot Heather Nauert Gets To Be Boss Of Three Bureaus At State Department, Yay!

We root for Heather Nauert's success, while 100% expecting her failure.

House Intel Republicans All Finished Pretending To Investigate Russia Now

Now Devin Nunes can just obstruct justice for Donald Trump full time! LOL just kidding he was already doing that.

Trump’s Best Russian Spy Buddy Felix Sater? You Mean GREATEST AMERICAN HERO Felix Sater!

Also he is MICHAEL COHEN'S BIGGEST RUSSIAN SPY BUDDY!

Trey Gowdy Calls For Second Special Counsel To Investigate DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

In case you were under the impression Trey Gowdy would stop being a fucking hack, now that he's announced his retirement.

The 432,696 Hottest Scoops In Jane Mayer’s Profile Of Christopher Steele, Trump Dossier Super-Spy!

Including how the Kremlin allegedly PERSONALLY VETOED Trump naming stupid Mittens Romney as secretary of State.
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Just Now Getting To The Fun Part Of His Investigation

Another day, another story of GUESS WHAT ROBERT MUELLER IS DOING!

Knock Knock, Ivanka, FBI Calling! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 2, 2018

Vanky and Jared both under SO MANY 'vestigations, panicked Ben Carson trying to give his dinette money back, and White House staffers are stuck on the Trump train.

Lo Unto Us A Democratic Memo Is Given, To Beat Devin Nunes On The Ass With!

Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.

Gateway Pundit: Are Parkland High Kids AGENTS OF THE DEEP STATE? He Is Just Libeling!

Attacking survivors of a mass shooting might be a new low if Alex Jones hadn't already made it a business model.

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Trump’s Spy Chiefs: Russia’s Going To Fuck Us In 2018. Trump: FAAAAAAAAAART.

Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.