Tag: fbi

Who The Hell Is Sean Hannity’s New Fake-News Boyfriend ‘Kim Dotcom’?

Hey, who's this guy, you vaguely wondered. Well, there's a lot not to like! Plus an OPEN THREAD!

Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE!

We are just asking, because it SURE SEEMS LIKE IT!

Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?

It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!

‘Recused’ Shitweasel Devin Nunes Will Obstruct Justice For Trump If It’s The Last Thing He Does!

Glad to see Devin Nunes didn't learn anything from the last time he obstructed justice right in front of everybody's faces.

Nation’s Old Dads Furious ‘Little Punk’ Jared Kushner Asked Russians For Secret Spy Phone To Moscow

Nation's fathers do not care for that little fucking punk, thinks he's gonna beat the FBI!

Jared Kushner: Smarmy Shark, Or Shithead With A Shiv? SPOILER IT IS BOTH

Turns out this Kushner guy is kind of a douche. Who'd have thunk it?

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

The FBI Went To Jared!

Oh no, is Jared Kushner in TROUBLE???????

Did James Comey Screw Hillary Because Of A Dumb Russian Spam Email? WHOA IF TRUE!

Hope he didn't send a million dollars to a Nigerian prince too, like GEEZ.

Here’s All Your LATE-BREAKING TRUMP-RUSSIA NEWS, For You To Poop On

Golly, this sure is a lot of smoke! There's probably no fire though.

Trey Gowdy Eats Own Dick In Front Of Former CIA Director, How Embarrassing

Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!

Director Of National Intelligence Does Not Deny Trump Tried To Grab Him By Pussy

Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.

Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)

Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?

Deleted Comments: Six Faces Of Derp

Yr Wonkette was invaded this week by an entire horde of this one guy.

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!