Tag: fbi

Ted Cruz Finally Sells Out. Your Wonkagenda: November 4, 2016

Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
Is there a Tommy gun emoji?

FBI Now Investigating FBI Twitter Account, Hopes To Quickly Clear Itself Of All Wrongdoing

We'd feel a lot better about this if Mulder and Scully were on the case.

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.

Obama And Pelosi Throwing All The Shade At Dumb James Comey, And It Is LOL

You don't have to say Comey's name to read him for filth.

Comey Adviser: He Had To Burn Down The Country For The GOP To Save It From The GOP

You know what works best with bullies? Giving them everything they want.

FBI Basically Your Glue-Sniffing Right-Wing Uncle Now, So That Is Fun!

CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?
What they said

Dear FBI: ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING????

WTF? No really, WTF?

The Mantrumpian Candidate. Your Wonkagenda, Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!

James Comey Wouldn’t Want To Hurt Russia’s Feelings This Close To An Election! No, For Real

Looks like Comey only has 'standards' when it helps out Russia and Donald Trump.

Guy Who Did Watergate Says Hillary Clinton’s Yoga Emails Actually Nothing Like Watergate

Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.
Come at me, Bro!

Harry Reid Will Cut A Bitch (James Comey. James Comey Is The Bitch, Whom He Will Cut)

Harry Reid will not take any of your shit. Do not start with him.

Wonkagenda, Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...

Anthony Weiner’s Dick Explodes All Over Hillary Clinton’s Emails

A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here
ELEVEN HOURS, ALAN!

FBI Finds More Hillary Clinton Emails, Oh Jesus, Kill Us Now

What does the FBI's letter about the new emails say? NOT VERY MUCH!
I'm out of order? This whole COUNTRY is out of order!

Bundy Dildo Militia Not Guilty In Oregon Wildlife Refuge Takeover, Fate Of Precious Guns Still Unclear

Great news for armed 'militias' -- and just in time for the rigged election!