Trump scares U.S. intel, Obama fixed the economy, and the Old Grey Lady will do anything for money. Your Morning News Brief!
We'd feel a lot better about this if Mulder and Scully were on the case.
We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.
You don't have to say Comey's name to read him for filth.
You know what works best with bullies? Giving them everything they want.
CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?
WTF? No really, WTF?
Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!
Looks like Comey only has 'standards' when it helps out Russia and Donald Trump.
Donald Trump only says Hillary's emails are 'worse than Watergate' because he and his idiot followers have no idea what 'Watergate' is.
Harry Reid will not take any of your shit. Do not start with him.
Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...
A Children's Treasury Of Folks Wondering What The Hell Kinda Stunt James Comey's Trying To Pull Here
What does the FBI's letter about the new emails say? NOT VERY MUCH!
Bundy Dildo Militia Not Guilty In Oregon Wildlife Refuge Takeover, Fate Of Precious Guns Still Unclear
Great news for armed 'militias' -- and just in time for the rigged election!