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Russia? Never Heard Of Him! Wonkagenda For Tues., June 27, 2017

The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!

For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He’s An Obsessed Pussy

No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.

Obama’s Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y’all

How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.

Is Trump CIA Director Mike Pompeo A Dirty, Dirty Boy? We Are Just Asking!

Pompeo didn't seem to mind giving Michael Flynn top-secret intelligence even though he was a threat to the republic. And that's not the only weird thing about Pompeo!

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Hey Jeff Sessions, You Feeling Perjury-Tastic Today? A Liveblog!

Jeff Sessions at the Senate Intelligence Committee! It's like Christmas, but not actually fun!

There. Are. No. God. Damn. Trump. Comey. Tapes. (Unless There Are, In Which Case There Are!)

Donald Trump thinks running the most powerful country in the world is a fucking reality show.

Jeff Sessions To Come Clean With Senate Intel Committee, By Not Answering Any Questions

Yay, Jeff Sessions is testifying tomorrow! Boo, it looks like he's going to invoke ALL THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, KATIE.

Trey Gowdy To Chair House Oversight Committee, Finally Get Truth About Benghazi

Sorry, you have seen his face before.

Idiot Trump Lawyer (And Alex Jones!) NAILS James Comey For Leaking *Unclassified* Information. LOL!

We hate to break it to you, but Donald Trump's lawyer might not be all that S-M-R-T.

JOHN MCCAIN, ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED TO FIND A POLICEMAN OR A GROWNUP?

McCain says he's OK and shouldn't have stayed up past bedtime watching baseball.

HAPPY COMEY DAY! Let’s Liveblog Story Time With Uncle Jim!

Come sit a spell while James Comey tells us NSFW stories about Donald Trump!