The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Holy shit, JOURNALISM ALERT!
No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.
How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.
Pompeo didn't seem to mind giving Michael Flynn top-secret intelligence even though he was a threat to the republic. And that's not the only weird thing about Pompeo!
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.
Jeff Sessions at the Senate Intelligence Committee! It's like Christmas, but not actually fun!
Donald Trump thinks running the most powerful country in the world is a fucking reality show.
Yay, Jeff Sessions is testifying tomorrow! Boo, it looks like he's going to invoke ALL THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, KATIE.
Sorry, you have seen his face before.
We hate to break it to you, but Donald Trump's lawyer might not be all that S-M-R-T.
McCain says he's OK and shouldn't have stayed up past bedtime watching baseball.
Come sit a spell while James Comey tells us NSFW stories about Donald Trump!
HAPPY COMEY EVE! And OPEN THREAD!