Jesus Christ, this is stupid.
Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.
Why are we marching against Nazis and the KKK in 2017? Here's one reminder.
Robert Mueller is now working with New York State Attorney General Eric Schneiderman because GUESS WHAT? Trump can't pardon state crimes!
And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!
Another Patriot fails to bring about the new American Revolution.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.
We've seen this movie before.
Something tells us Robert Mueller's getting ready to fuck Donald Trump THE FUCK up.
So this is how fake news gets made. Ick!
WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT! WHITE HOUSE FIGHT!
What's the connection between Donald Trump Jr., Marc Kasowitz, Preet Bharara, and a METRIC FUCKTON of Russians? Let's get out our Glenn Beck whiteboard!
Imagine sexting with him!
EVERYTHING IS OBAMA'S FAULT.