We couldn't resist...
Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.
Some people on the internet aren't even dogs.
Guess it wasn't Sally Yates's fault for not warning White House about Michael Flynn HARD ENOUGH.
Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.
Well that seems painful.
Who's obstructing justice in the Russia investigation this week? ALL OF THEM KATIE!
Clearly the federal prosecutors need a refresher course at the Derek Zoolander School For Kids Who Can't Litigate Good.
Yep, the Mueller investigation is going to wrap up just after the New Year. YOU BET, TRUMP!
Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.
It's just too bad the FBI didn't warn Trump HARDER.
A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.
This is definitely a thing that happened.
How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us.