Tag: fbi

Devin Nunes Can’t Shut Up! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 23, 2017

Republicans struggle to understand healthcare, the Secret Service begs for more money, and the Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning out of control. Your morning News Brief!

Dumbass Trump Slut Devin Nunes Needs To SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN.

The cover-up is worse than the crime.

GOP Senators Gush Over Gorsuch. Wonkagenda For Weds., March 22, 2017

Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!

The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday’s Comey Hearings

Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways.

OMG SEAN SPICER STOP TRYING TO MAKE ‘WIRE TAPPS’ A THING. THEY WILL NEVER BE A THING.

Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.

POTUS Twitter Working Overtime To Spread #FakeNews About Today’s Comey Hearing

BREAKING NEWS, the Trump White House is lying.

James Comey Pisses On Trump’s ‘Wire Tapp’ BS Like A Russian Pee Hooker

Guess Donald Trump is just a big dumb stupid liar.

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

Republicans Gettin’ MIGHTY SASSY About Trump’s Stupid ‘Wire Tapp’ Lies

Is our Republicans learning? Hahahaha, no, but they're getting bored with Trump's crap.

Everybody In Washington Wants A Date With FBI Director James Comey, AND HE ACCEPTS!

Hooray for Jim Comey doing his job!

Alex Jones Will Fuck Alec Baldwin The Fuck Up, Because He Hurt HIS FEELINGS!!!

ALEX JONES IS A PERSON, YOU DUMBASS! AND THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD, YOU DUMBASS!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Done With This ‘Wire Tapp’ Shit

COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Remember The Weird Server In Trump Tower That Only Talks To Russia? The FBI’s Still ON IT.

Will this be THE SMOKING GUN? Or is it just a buncha spam about Russian pee hookers? Who can say!

Trump White House Says Trump Not Being Investigated, So That’s Obviously True

WHEN HAVE THEY EVER BEEN KNOWN TO LIE?

Hey Trump, When You’ve Lost Benghazi Congressidiot Trey Gowdy, It’s Time To STFU

Gowdy is somehow not convinced Trump is telling the truth about Obama's 'wire tapp' of him!