Wonkette

* DC’s a sucker for some free shit. Now get back in the office and do a cost-benefit analysis of the amount of work hours wasted on mochaccinos. [Beauty and the Beltway] MORE »

Readers have asked why we have not commented on the recent Maureen Dowd mediagasm (mogasm?). Honestly, we can’t think of anything to say, though we were fascinated by New York magazine’s illustration of her hairstyles through the ages. As to her thesis — something about how men are scared of smart and talented women — a friend of ours did wonder if that means the single Ms. Dowd believes her married friends are dumber and less talented than she. Speaking of friends, with friends like these, who needs Wonkette: “She insists that the human logic of events is their primary logic. She’s never distracted by the political or economic explanation.” Yeah. Math is hard. MORE »