Mike Huckabee Writes Whiny Book About How Awful Everyone Else Is
Monday, November 17th, 2008
Mike Huckabee was just another fat wingnut Southern emperor until, however many years ago, he realized that he was going to die from the Fat Cancer. He freaked and lost an actual 4,500 pounds and wrote a book about how he became un-fat. It was a success because, for some reason, illiterate people will buy books about such mysterious weight-loss techniques as diet and exercise. This gave him an “in” to run for president; he did better than expected but still lost to Walnuts. But… but now he has another book coming out! It’s about how terrible the Republican party is — you know, his frighteningly unpopular political party! He whines about everyone but throws in a few good words for Cher. MORE »
Mike Huckabee was just another fat wingnut Southern emperor until, however many years ago, he realized that he was going to die from the Fat Cancer. He freaked and lost an actual 4,500 pounds and wrote a book about how he became un-fat. It was a success because, for some reason, illiterate people will buy books about such mysterious weight-loss techniques as diet and exercise. This gave him an “in” to run for president; he did better than expected but still lost to Walnuts. But… but now he has another book coming out! It’s about how terrible the Republican party is — you know, his frighteningly unpopular political party! He whines about everyone but throws in a few good words for Cher. MORE »
Rudy Giuliani raised more money than all the other Republicans in the third quarter, which means he now has a zillion dollars less than Hillary Clinton and Barry Hussein. Oh, and John McCain raised $6 million. Good for him! The former front-runner and presumptive nominee raised $1 million more dollars than hilarious nutcase Ron Paul! Clearly McCain should spend less time on his bus to nowhere and more time rigging online polls. 