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John Edwards Won Father Of The Year Award, Nine Months Before Becoming A Father Again

Monday, August 4th, 2008

Here’s John Edwards on June 7, 2007, receiving a Father Of The Year award with his cancer wife Elizabeth in attendance. Rielle’s Hunter’s child was born on February 27, 2008, making the gap between these two events 8 months and 20 days. In other words, Rielle Hunter was hiding in this podium and John Edwards was literally impregnating her while talking about Fatherhood. Guys next to him are like, “Why’s John impregnating that gal in the podium?” [YouTube via JammieWearingFool]


London’s Mayor Announces He Has Five Children

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Londoners call it the 'Inverse Mohawk'The mayor of London, Ken Livingstone (Labour Party, which is like “Democrats”), is in a tight re-election battle with Tory candidate Boris Johnson, and now there are new revelations that could damage his career: he has five children with three different women! The lazy British press only just figured this out, too. How will Ken Livingstone ever survive the fact that he has children? MORE »