Tag Archives: farting

  Let Freedom Waft

Social Security Administration to Employee: Who Farted?

Look at poor, downtrodden you, just browsing Reddit to get through the day in your cubicle at some “private” company, where you aren’t offered the competitive salary, benefits, and rights to complain as those posh government workers in equivalent positions. Pissed, aren’t you? It isn’t fair – government workers have it almost as easy as Welfare Queen Michelle Obama. OR DO THEY?!?!?!?!?!?! Read more on Social Security Administration to Employee: Who Farted?…
  thursday fun post about hitler

Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere

Here is your weekly Thursday Fun Post About Hitler! What has Hitler done now? Well, according to Science, Hitler “craved cocaine and cars,” injected himself with young bull semen so he could have mad coked-out bull sex with Eva Braun, and farted up a storm, maybe in Eva Braun’s face, because he was hilarious and also, too, because he was a vegetarian. Man, Hitler was nuts. When will Obama apologize for being Hitler and farting and doing coke in fast cars with bull semen? Read more on Today In Hitler: Hitler Loved Cocaine And Bull Semen And Farting Everywhere…
  tuesday fun video

Breaking Political News From CNN, HURRY!

Even though you have already had a “Tuesday Lunch Video” today, circumstances call for a “Tuesday Fun Video” as well, because how can we not post this? It’s CNN’s finest hour. “Flatulence,” she says! [YouTube] Read more on Breaking Political News From CNN, HURRY!…
 

Guns Don’t Kill People, But Farts Might

William Hoover might’ve had some Taco Bell or something for dinner before he stopped by the Wheeler’s Beverage Store in Southport, New York on Sunday night, but who’s to say, really. Witnesses, however, report that whatever Billy-boy ate left an impression on them (and possibly a stain on his pants). Unable to cope with the humiliation of everyone knowing that he farted, he went outside to his car and retrieved his semi-automatic rifle to eliminate all the witnesses. He’s in jail, but, when he gets out, Wonkette has some advice: if you squeeze your ass cheeks together really hard, you can truly stave off a fart. Also, um, calling Mike Mukasey? There’s at least one more dude to add to that list of crazy people who shouldn’t have guns. Thanks! [WETMTV.com] Read more on Guns Don’t Kill People, But Farts Might…