Tag: fapping

Here Is Your Latest Obama Speech, For You To Fap To

After the week we've had, go ahead and treat yourself. Stripping starts at about 4:30. Then it gets even better. Tell us again, Barack, about the great things in the Affordable Care Act. Again. Again!

Crazy John Kerry Freaking Everyone Out With Devotion To Fighting Climate Change

Everyone in the Senate is annoyed and a little scared of 2004 sore-loserman John Kerry, who has decided to get super dedicated to making an energy bill that actually does something to make the world less likely to die...