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Here Is Your Latest Obama Speech, For You To Fap To

After the week we’ve had, go ahead and treat yourself. Stripping starts at about 4:30. Then it gets even better. Tell us again, Barack, about the great things in the Affordable Care Act. Again. Again! [CSPAN, via Slog] Read more on Here Is Your Latest Obama Speech, For You To Fap To…
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Crazy John Kerry Freaking Everyone Out With Devotion To Fighting Climate Change

Everyone in the Senate is annoyed and a little scared of 2004 sore-loserman John Kerry, who has decided to get super dedicated to making an energy bill that actually does something to make the world less likely to die soon. Wanting to pass something like this makes one a crazy person, they say, because the American public will not stand for making the planet less hot. Once you stop putting pressure on our lazy planet, it stops giving us oil, and we don’t want that, so why are you trying to stop us from turning up the heat, John Kerry? Read more on Crazy John Kerry Freaking Everyone Out With Devotion To Fighting Climate Change…