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In Our Fantasy, It’s Foley & Barney & Denny & Kolbe & Larry In a Tub of Molten Lava

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Good thing they trademarked that! - WonketteHow could the nerd concept of “fantasy baseball” be improved? Maybe you could have games without scores, or without innings! Maybe most of the team could be put in prison forever, or get caught fucking little boys. Meanwhile, you could have the “coach” blowing up 650,000 Arabs and randomly torturing people who came to watch the ball game. MORE »