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Know those hilarious statistics that say the most sexxx porn is watched by residents of the most conservative states, like Utah? We're not a social...

Texas Republican Congressman Louie Gohmert doesn't have an erection right now. (Unless he does.) But Louie Gohmert gets boners sometimes, and he knows sometimes...

Oh ho ho ho ho, you want to eat a fried moose sandwich with OMG hypocrisy sauce for breakfast this morning, the day of...

Suspected pee enthusiast and Fox News shouty mad face Todd Starnes is having a confuse! You see, the other day Donald Trump talked Jesus...

Oh bother! The evangelicals are getting itchy in their Underoos again, what with the cognitive dissonance of Donald Trump -- who does all the seven deadly...

Attention, please! Important journalism update! As we all know, the most important news of the week -- if not the whole year or the...

Mike Huckabee's river of leaking butthurt continues to flood across America. Hope you're wearing your parka and your galoshes! He's really upset because nobody loves him,...

Dear friends, family, fellow sidehuggers, and Jesus: OHHHHHHHH! WHAT A YEAR THE DUGGARS HAVE HAD! We have been walking strong in the Lord, but sometimes He...

Oh, dear, it must be double super tough to be a "Mike Huckabee" these days! He can't pay his own campaign staffers, and he's...

Being a grown-up fundamentalist Christian man is tough, you guys. You try to stay on the straight and narrow, bein' real good and Christ-like...

Judging is real tough because sometimes you're just going about your day and saying "GUILTY!" and "IT'S SLAMMER TIME, MAURICE," but then you get...

Oh, what a wonder it is, as your 19 children barely reach the age of sexual maturity and you set to the task of...

It's a big day in Houston! It's time to go to the polls (if you're a good person who loves ALL people) and vote...

You know the old saying: "Scratch a homophobe, but please don't knock the dick out of his mouth, he's not finished yet." (We think...

So you know how all weather is a sign that God is MAD, BRO, at the liberal heathens? That's why He mostly sends revenge weather...

Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me. I once was gay, but now I'm into snatch OMG LOL it's my favorite just...

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