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Family Research Council: Why Is Gay Barack Obama Raping All Our Soldiers?
The loving, spiritual gay-bashers of the Family Research Council have sent yr. Wonkette another of their insufferable emails. This one, though, rather than merely saying gay Boy Scouts are gross or that math does not count in polls anymore, takes a step far, far further into the debate over whether we should burn homosexuals at [...]
Super-Rich Republicans Have Become Totally Selfless And Enlightened About The Whole Gay Marriage Deal
If you’re as old as we are, and have had as much exposure to Reg’lar ‘Murica as we have, you are probably still a bit dizzied at the pace at which the majority of Americans went from “Ew! Gheys!” to “Ah, ain’t that a cute lesbian couple!” We close our eyes, breathe deeply and meditate [...]
Family Research Council Knows Who Is To Blame For Boston Bombing: Sluts And Abortionists
The Family Research Council has taken some time off from hating fags to reaffirm its man-on-gun love. The fine fellows behind it would like to point out that gun control would not have stopped the Boston bombing. (It might have stopped the murder of the 26-year-old MIT police officer shot by those nice Chechen boys, [...]
Gay Marriage Killing Straight Parents Everywhere, Quick, Someone Save The Children
The Supreme Court yesterday heard oral arguments in Hollingsworth v. Perry, the Prop 8 gay marriage case. It was to be an intriguing day for observers of the anti-gay movement, because when you go before the Supreme Court, you are not allowed to use arguments like “gays are gross” and “Jesus does not like this,” [...]
Conservatives Still Unskewing Polls With Super-Smart Anti-Gay Math
As you found out a few weeks ago, we are on the Family Research Council’s mailing list. And as we found out yesterday, they are still doing that fun thing where they can look at polls and say, “Nah, that’s not the real thing that is real, we are going to make one up.” We [...]
All Logic And Reason Still Says Gay Marriage Is Gross
We thought maybe it was time for a quick reminder about the whole “gay marriage” issue, as it’s been a while since somebody said something hyperbolic about it, and we were worried that perhaps you’d forgotten how horrible gay marriage was, and about how letting two people fill out some legal paperwork is the exact [...]
Your Annotated Guide To Tony Perkins Wanting To Sacrifice Gay Boy Scouts
Yes, in case you didn’t know, Your Wonkette is indeed subscribed to receive emails from the Family Research Council — how else would we figure out the appropriate talking points to justify our medieval notions of a chaste society where God rules all and sluts are flogged? Usually, it is just some nonsense about how [...]
It Is Like This Chick Suing The Family Research Council Thinks She Shouldn’t Have To Be Harrassed On The Job
Sure, there’s a war on women (but it’s more like a no-fly zone on women, no?), but why isn’t anyone paying attention to that other catastrophic American culture war -the war by women. It’s bad enough that young boys suffer as casualties when women of all ages insist on assaulting traditional American gender roles, but [...]
Anti-Gay Group Leader Frothing Over ‘Hate Group’ Label Was Totally Gay-Married To David Duke
Tony Perkins, the head of the extreme anti-gay hate group the Family Research Council, says the Southern Poverty Law Center has blood on its hands after a pro-gay crazy guy came to the FRC’s DC office and tried to shoot up all the Christianists. Why is this the SPLC’s fault? Because the SPLC has been [...]
Michelle Malkin: Why Is the Southern Poverty Law Center Always Shooting The Family Research Council With Guns?
A security guard at the building of the Family Research Council in Washington, D.C., was shot today. After the Dark Knight mass shooting in Colorado, the Sikh Temple mass shooting in Wisconsin, and yet another in Texas, it is time we as a nation took a step back and realized who the real victims are: [...]
To Mark Roe v. Wade Anniversary, Winger Lady Says Decorate With Abortion Porn
Hey, COOL! Some crazy wingnut lady is sharing her abortion porn-based decorating tips with America’s college kids! Rep. Vicky Hartzler of Missouri recommends covering the dorm bulletin board with high-quality prints of aborted fetuses (which, in the video sounds more like “aborted feces”, no?). If graphic late-term abortion footage won’t exactly fly with your feminazi [...]
America’s Most Famous Deadbeat Dad Joe Walsh Given Pro-Family Award
The Family Research Council, Satan’s favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a “pro-family” human despite the fact that Joe Walsh is known back in reality as the worst, most anti-family human in Congress, for cheating his kids out of their little child [...]
Let’s Compare This Crazy Anti-Gay AFA Op-Ed With One Published By WaPo!
Listen up gays: There are Christians out there who agree with Carl Paladino that you being gay is bad for your health. But it’s not because they hate you, it’s because they just care about you so much! They want to stand by your handsome bedside and hold your handsome hand and help you recover [...]
Delaware Witch O’Donnell Casts Masturbation Spell On Values Voters
Vengeful mobs of Real Americans converged on DC this past weekend to enjoy the all-you-can-eat Freedom & Diabetes buffet at the Values Voter Summit. Even Christine O’Donnell stopped by to pout for money and talk about how her “love affair with liberty isn’t tame, but boy is it good” — cruel verbal foreplay that made [...]
Family Research Council Racistly Implies Sarah Palin’s a ‘Cheerleader’
After snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin’s lame performance at the “Value Voters” pretend straw poll in Iowa, America’s Christian Moral Majority began washing their hands of the Wasilla scam artist. The actual leader of the Family Research Council went so far as to say Palin “maybe” isn’t a viable candidate for anything. But she could function [...]
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