Wonkette

Terrible seething venomous rage runs in the McCain family, it appears. Whereas a normal person sitting in a traffic jam would say, “man, this sucks,” John McCain’s brother Joe calls 911 to complain and then says “fuck you” to the operator who is confused about why he’s calling an emergency hotline about a common everyday occurrence. MORE »

• That bag near Union Station wasn’t dangerous, but they blew it up anyway. [WaPo]
• The Fort Reno PSA you won’t see on TV. [DCeiver]
• Seattle must be, like, the most expensive place in the UNIVERSE. [Washington to Washington]
• Behave on the Metro. The panopticon is here. [Radicalflower]
• Lucky commuter will get to blow up bridge, walk away scott free. [WaPo]