Here is your annual bit of foreign news from the foreign country of France! France’s “President”—think: the equivalent of America’s “minority whip”—Nicolas Sarkozy posted a Facebook photo on his French Facebook in which he is shown personally destroying the Berlin Wall with a Nicolas Sarkozy-sized ax. Except according to historical evidence dating back to November 9th, 1989 A.D., Sarkozy was actually in Paris at the time. According to European-style geography, it would have been impossible for Sarkozy to be both in Paris and also knocking down the Berlin Wall, located in Berlin. MORE »

So The Man Who Won’t Be President (TMWWBP) wants to tell his side of the macaca story, and what better way to reach out to the the Internet’s aghast citizenry than a blog? It’s good to see that the tradition of starting fake blogs for public figures continues apace: MORE »