Tag: fake science

Ryan Zinke Says He’s A Geologist, Is Full Of Schist.

Navy Seal pretends he's a geologist on Twitter.

We Got A Couple Things To Say About New Trump Rule Taking Away Your Slut Pills

On the one hand, birth control is cheaper than a baby. On the other hand....JESUS!!
Do we really need an 'environment' anyway?

2016 Was Third Straight Hottest Year Ever, But It’s Probably Snowing Somewhere, So No Big

Damn, those Chinese sure have been busy faking climate data.
Did somebody say spandex?

NRA Offers Helpful Health And Safety Tips: First, Buy A Gun. Next, Buy More Guns.

The NRA is branching out from its traditional fetishizing of guns by teasing an exciting "lifestyle" quiz that helps you decide how "vulnerable" you are, and then suggests ways to make yourself feel less vulnerable. It's a little like...

Cato Institute Helpfully Makes Its Fake Climate Report Look Like Actual Government Climate Report, Except Fake

Remember a few months ago when hilariously titled fake ripoffs of bestsellers were all over Amazon's e-book store -- 35 Shades of Grey, or I am the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, that sort of thing? The playful...

Houston Schools Bravely Protect Students From Deliberately Fake Science Book

Ah, Texas, a place where the teaching of science is always just a state school board vote away from including the Book of Genesis, where the state's textbook selection process sets the agenda for textbooks across the nation, and...