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Posts Tagged ‘fake scandals’

BREAKING: MCCAIN ISSUES BOLD, AUTHORITATIVE DEFENSE OF PALIN SHOPPING SPREE

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

And piper needed a Louis Vuitton bag, what, what's there to not understand?“She needed clothes at the time.” Yeah, c’mon, what don’t you punks understand? EAT SHIT, CRITICS. These liberal media types don’t realize that clothes aren’t free. This isn’t Communist Russia, although reporters obviously want it to be — a nice little private chunk o’ Communist Russia, one for each gotcha journalist, sold in a tank. [Politico]


Meghan, We Do Not E-Mail You A Memo Of The Day’s Lies Every Morning So That It Can SIT UNOPENED

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Silly Meghan McCain, has her father taught her nothing about telling terrible lies as a means of achievement? Because when some reporter asked her about Pigdildostickgate and whether she thought Barack Obama was calling Sarah Palin a pig (btw, why do reporters have to ask people this question when it’s an established fact that Barack Obama didn’t?), she said she didn’t and — here’s the good part — “I’ve heard my dad say that, the term ‘lipstick on a pig.’” Meghan you are OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT! We expect a McCain rapid response statement shortly saying, “John McCain does not care about his fucking stupid daughter’s sexist opinion.” [The Hill]