Tag: failures

Ron Fournier, the bland and slightly repugnant grocery store brand breakfast cereal of journalism, is very concerned with the state of his profession. No...

Yesterday, as first reported by your Wonkette (<--COPY LINK HERE, LA TIMES), the world rejoiced upon news that the insufferable date-rapey Dennis the Menace clone...

Oh, how the businessmen rib each other! The businessmen in this case being Mitt Romney, whose "business" career was mostly as a hand-shaking middle...

Hot new scientific data from NYT statistics wizard Nate Silver: "Sarah Palin’s potential candidacy, for instance, is only receiving about one-fifth as much attention...

CHINA WILL NOT BE DOING ANY CLIMATE-Y DEAL-MAKING: "In a potentially serious blow to President Obama and Democrats in Washington, who had been counting...

Sarah Palin was once elected Governor of Alaska! This is like winning the Nobel Prize in Mattering. So as you can see, this Sarah...

CHICAGO HAS LOST DANCING WITH THE STARS AND THEREFORE ITS CHANCE AT HOSTING THE 2016 OLYMPICS. Gold, silver, and bronze Drudge Sirens!!: The important...

The most humiliating moment in our national history -- "America's Waterloo," they called it -- occurred when President Obama threw that pitch to Albert...

A VERY SPECIAL PODCAST: This is a recording of that panel your editor attended a month or so back at South by Southwest. Alas,...

When George W. Bush Junior started that goddamned whining during his Last Press Conference, we wanted to crawl through the television screen and throttle...

UGGGH JOHN KERRY. The sad horsey lost his 2004 run at the presidency by issuing a stream of terrible proclamations throughout the campaign, which...

Ah, snap polls. Here is how they work: A news-gathering organization rounds up a bunch of plumbers, all named Joe, and puts them in...

GO GET YOUR MONEY PEOPLE: Collapsing investment banks are yesterday's news, trendsetters! Now we can turn our attention to the biggest possible commercial banks...

Alan Keyes' political career has been a constant series of embarrassing failures, so pathetic that even Keyes recently referred to himself as this: "I...

Second only to Mark Penn in Hillary Clinton's Annals of Campaign Staff Odiousness, former Clinton communications director Howard Wolfson is known for precisely two...

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