Tag: failure

No actual CEOs up against the wall. This time.

Target Screws Fired Canadian Workers, CEO Only Gets $61 Million

As you may have heard, Target will soon be closing all 133 of its stores in Canada, probably because they won't allow Americans with guns to march around with their assault rifles. Or maybe, if you believe "business...

Romney’s Expensive Computer Get-Out-The-Vote Effort Explodes Miserably, Like Rest Of Romney Campaign

You can find just about anywhere on the Internet right now important stories about how Team Obama used a bunch of high-tech gee-whiz computer business to analyze huge amounts of data on voters and contributors and get them out...

USA Beats USSR In Losing Afghanistan

Congratulations, America! The U.S. war in Afghanistan has now lasted longer than the Soviet war in Afghanistan. That's nine years and fifty-three days for us, so far, and nine years and fifty days for the USSR. One cool thing...

Liveblogging Barack Obama’s Televised Assault of Ex-Gen. McChrystal

UPDATE: MCCHRYSTAL IS FIRED. PETRAEUS REPLACES HIM. If George Washington was still commander in chief, Stanley McChrystal would be swinging from the gallows today. But no, we've got Barack Obama, who has to have scheduled meetings with everybody, while...

‘Troopergate’ Investigation To Wrap Up Before Anyone Involved Testifies

For further proof of just how bumblefuck a state Alaska is, look no further than the ease with which a couple of lawyers for the McCain campaign have destroyed the Troopergate investigation -- which was a legitimate issue in...

Aerobics Class Treachery: In Which Sarah Palin Fires Someone Who Disagrees With Her

Maybe we underestimated this Palin gal, as she too has a media-ready batshit Nazi preacher. Oh look, it's a photo from a sexy clothing catalogue with theme of failure, featuring Sarah Palin modeling some hideous t-shirt celebrating the...

Clinton Campaign Post Mortem: Everybody Hates Mark Penn, Still

Hillary Clinton may have conceded the Democratic presidential nomination last weekend, but that doesn't mean her old ex-friend Dick Morris doesn't have some more strategic advice for her! You have heard of this "Mark Penn" character, yes? The pile...

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