Tag: fail

Hey, leftists and liberals and Democrats, remember a couple of years ago how super-excited you were about Barack Obama, the Chicago community organizer? Nobody...

Ha ha, this is our attempt at a "business news" headline. (We were never very useful at the business desk.) But there does seem...

And how did the White House managers react to Shirley Sherrod being fired from the USDA because Andrew Breitbart fucked around with a video...

The Pentagon Men are having some kind of teleconference via MSNBC to tell America's Enemies (TM) that, look, just because we've been flailing around...

The Republicans were so proud of their shitty new website, "America Speaking Out." They got the finest 1970s NASA computer technology to power the...

Let's see, we've only had five actual Space Shuttles, and two of them have blown up -- killing everyone aboard and bumming out the...

Lots of Wonkette readers sent us this embarrassing new GOP "America Speaking Out" website, because obviously we -- as Americans who speak -- should...

Tracy Jackson, you have made very poor choices in life. You are pretty and reasonably young. And yet you *allegedly* let this gross old...

NOMINEES WITHOUT JUDICIAL EXPERIENCE ARE GREAT, EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE ... DEMOCRATS! Senator John Cornyn (Wingnut-TX) thought it would be "very beneficial" to have a...

Oh here's Juan McCain and his new friend (?!) the Mexican-Smashing Skinhead walking along the invisible (?) border fence that keeps Juan McCain from...

Famous college-testing company Kaplan is now racing to get rid of all its loser "print journalism" properties, with forgotten newsweekly Newsweek now officially being...

America's most exciting political movement (according to newspapers that are all going out of business) is the Tea Party! Never before has this nation...

Let's check in with the Wonkette Business Desk for our morning economic roundup. U.S. pending home sales are at their highest point this year!...

You wealthy tech people with the software and the code and the four-hundred million registered users, could you maybe *beta test* this stuff a...

The "gotcha" part of the NYT "takedown" of Politico/Mike Allen is so pathetic, we feel bad for Mike Allen. Turns out his dad, who...

HELLO, SAILOR! Not sure what this fellow is even protesting or if he's just proud of wriggling around in Mitt's magic underwear, but it's...

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