Tag: fail

Workers Nationwide Fighting For Labor Rights; Barack Obama Invisible

Hey, leftists and liberals and Democrats, remember a couple of years ago how super-excited you were about Barack Obama, the Chicago community organizer? Nobody really expected unicorns and a fair tax burden for the richest of the rich, but...

Collapse of World’s Governments Fuels Investor Concern

Ha ha, this is our attempt at a "business news" headline. (We were never very useful at the business desk.) But there does seem to be some investor concern, what with everything in free fall around the world and...

White House Really Happy It Avoided a ‘Media Circus’ With Shirley Sherrod’s Firing

And how did the White House managers react to Shirley Sherrod being fired from the USDA because Andrew Breitbart fucked around with a video he found somewhere? High Fives all around, according to Politico's Ben Smith. During Tuesday morning's...

Robert Gates: Our Confusion & Chaos Should Not Lead Anyone To Believe We Are Doomed

The Pentagon Men are having some kind of teleconference via MSNBC to tell America's Enemies (TM) that, look, just because we've been flailing around in Afghanistan for a decade with no real mission or logic, and just because our...

GOP ‘Ideas’ Site Quickly Filled With Libtard Crap

The Republicans were so proud of their shitty new website, "America Speaking Out." They got the finest 1970s NASA computer technology to power the immediately broken & buggy webform -- instead of letting the Free Market work by using...

Don’t Worry, the Space Shuttle Didn’t Blow Up Again

Let's see, we've only had five actual Space Shuttles, and two of them have blown up -- killing everyone aboard and bumming out the nation for weeks/months -- and actually Endeavor was built of old Challenger replacement parts after...

Dumb New GOP Website Actually a Heartbreaking Document of America’s Devastation

Lots of Wonkette readers sent us this embarrassing new GOP "America Speaking Out" website, because obviously we -- as Americans who speak -- should go flood this dumb thing with TruckNutz and whatever. Okay, that is a funny thing...

VIDEO SHOCKER: Republican Rep. Mark Souder Made ‘Web Video’ (Against Sex) With His Mistress-Staffer

Tracy Jackson, you have made very poor choices in life. You are pretty and reasonably young. And yet you *allegedly* let this gross old Jesus Freak Republican Family Values Congressman climb all over you and hump on you. Also,...

NOMINEES WITHOUT JUDICIAL EXPERIENCE ARE GREAT, EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE ... DEMOCRATS! Senator John Cornyn (Wingnut-TX) thought it would be "very beneficial" to have a bird-brain non-judge like Harriet Miers on the Supreme Court, because she would have a non-judicial...

A Children’s Video Treasury of John McCain’s Love For Illegal Mexican Evildoers

Oh here's Juan McCain and his new friend (?!) the Mexican-Smashing Skinhead walking along the invisible (?) border fence that keeps Juan McCain from returning home to Teddy Roosevelt's Panama, and it looks like today ol' Walnuts *doesn't* like...

Kaplan College-Test Company Selling Loser Newsweek Magazine

Famous college-testing company Kaplan is now racing to get rid of all its loser "print journalism" properties, with forgotten newsweekly Newsweek now officially being handed to some broker who will put it out of its misery. (Kaplan also owns...

Teabaggers Are Just 2% of American Population

America's most exciting political movement (according to newspapers that are all going out of business) is the Tea Party! Never before has this nation seen such "energy" (fat white people in lawn chairs) or "passion" (racist, misspelled signs). From...

Hooray, Global Markets Collapse Again Because of … Greece! (Again)

Let's check in with the Wonkette Business Desk for our morning economic roundup. U.S. pending home sales are at their highest point this year! U.S. manufacturing orders are at a two-year high! A terrorist plot against New York --...

Meanwhile, the New Improved Facebook Has a New Improved Wonkette Page!

You wealthy tech people with the software and the code and the four-hundred million registered users, could you maybe *beta test* this stuff a little bit before dumping it on the world? Wonkette links cannot be put on people's...

NYT Magazine: Is Mike Allen Weird Because His Dad Was a Bircher?

The "gotcha" part of the NYT "takedown" of Politico/Mike Allen is so pathetic, we feel bad for Mike Allen. Turns out his dad, who died a quarter-century ago, was a wingnut who wrote John Birch crap and was suspicious...

A Children’s Treasury of Boston Teabagger Dorkery

HELLO, SAILOR! Not sure what this fellow is even protesting or if he's just proud of wriggling around in Mitt's magic underwear, but it's safe to say that his Tea Party Shirt has the best spelling and grammar and...