When white people get angry/sad/want to exchange pictures of cats, they almost always create “groups” on the Internet, because that’s how you show that you care about the issues (“1,000,000 Facebook Users For More Fruit in Our Yoplait Go-Gurt,” et cetera). So when current DC Mayor and champion of white-people causes “Adrian Fenty” lost the [...]
There’s suddenly a 2010 midterm photoshoppin’ deal going on, we realized just now. People are posting things at our Facebook page, which is here. IT IS SO CRAZY, especially this one with the late Anton LaVey, beloved man about town in San Francisco, and his young apprentice Christine O’Donnell, who foolishly confused Satanism with Witchcraft. [...]
OMG! Bristol Palin has her own OFFICIAL Bristol Palin OFFICIAL Facebook fan page. So if you were wondering why that site was down this afternoon, there you have it. “I have decided to embark on something new and step out of my ‘comfort zone’ in order to tell my story and advocate for the pro-life [...]
It’s bad enough to be in a world in which Sarah Palin exists. That right there is a direct refudiation of Gottfried Leibniz. But some people on this planet also have to live with their name being “Sarah Palin,” which refudiates any opposition to assisted suicide. So mostly they have to deal with people making [...]
Once upon a time the College Republican organization fell in love with Barack Obama on Facebook because of his hot abs, but then after he extended their Pell Grants and let them stay on their parents’ health insurance till they were 26 they all realized what a Socialist celebutante he is and stopped posting on [...]
Facebook is basically ruining every single marriage, because it’s impossible to just be friends with someone on the internet — inevitably you always end up fingerbanging them (or “poking” them). You have 500 Facebook friends, you say? Well that’s 500 fingerbangs! Repent, adulterous slimeball: We all know how the story goes: Boy meets girl. Boy [...]
Last night (which is last Sunday, in the Alaska time zone), Sarah Palin put up a Facebook message coming out against the burning of Korans by that nobody pastor. But wait, doesn’t she usually bait her followers and their hatred of Muslins? This made many of them VERY ANGRY. How can the queen of dumb [...]
Are you worried that “poking” people on Facebook might be a violation of your parole? Well it is, so don’t do it: The longtime radical animal liberation activist Rod Coronado has been sent back to prison for four months after a US district judge in Michigan ruled he had violated the terms of his parole. [...]
Multiple tipsters have sent us this fun Internet adventure: type “mosk” into Openbook, which shows you status updates of people who are too dumb to put any privacy setting on their Facebook account. EVIL LIBRULS have caught on to this, because quite a few of the results of this are now people saying, “Hey, go [...]
Because federal employees are supposed to be absolutely neutral in their political beliefs, they have long been denied the basic rights most Americans have come to take for granted in the most important political arenas of our time: Facebook and Twitter. For too long, honest Americans have watched their relatives post “Salt in the Wound” [...]
“Republican Rand Paul’s latest money bomb appears to have, well, bombed.” HIGH FIVE! You did it, Politico! Yes, Rand Paul had one of these “money bomb” things, which are supposed to attract media attention and make supporters self-flagellate for just how much they love their favorite politicians. Rand Paul set out to top the $436,000 [...]
A heroic staffer for Massachusetts model-senator Scott Brown recently saved this nice little cat from a harsh, lonely existence on the wild streets of Washington and brought her to Brown’s office. The feline polled well with Team Brown and subsequently acquired a new name: the distinctive “Lucky, a.k.a. ‘Longshot’” — as well as a new [...]
Our New Hampshire colony is reeling today with the break of a major Facebook controversy: State House candidate Keith Halloran commented on an article about Ted Stevens’ plane crash that somebody posted on Facebook, saying, “Just wish Sarah and Levy were on board.” Apparently not everyone in America is expressing this sentiment about our once [...]
