Hell of a way to run a railroad.
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
Inconsiderate Women's March participants marched for things they wanted, instead of what this one lady on Facebook thought was more important. How rude!
What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg isn't resigning from the Supremes, though Diana Ross left in 1970.
It's a conspiracy against conspiracy theorists!
Obama's calling the cyber police, Trump's cabinet is full of cash, and Army brass is a little touchy-feely. Your morning news brief!
Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT???
Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.
Justice in a police killing of a black motorist? Great idea, in theory.
You can't even say you're glad the monkey-people *lost* without being called a racist these days.
We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.
A libertarian doucheboy in the 80s defended apartheid? You don't say!
Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.
Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?