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'Some' sure say a lot of stupid shit, don't they?

Hawaiian GOP Candidate’s Jebus War Against Tulsi Gabbard Too Crazy For Hawaiian GOP

A Republican nominee for Congress accuses her Democratic opponent, incumbent Tulsi Gabbard, of being a devil worshipper because Gabbard is Hindu. She also hates Japanese-Americans. She seems nice.

Gay Drunk Racist Tulsa Man Murders Lebanese Neighbor, Nothing To See Here

A Tulsa man has been charged with murdering his next-door neighbor because he was from Lebanon. Yes, in the USA in 2016.

‘Fox & Friends’ Idiots Discover Wonderful New App That Says Donald Trump Already President

ELECTION OVER, EVERYONE. All hail President Trump!
He really doesn't "get" jail.

Ryan Bundy Moved To Higher Security Cell After Attempting Aggravated Liberty On Deputies

Oregon wildlife refuge standoff leader Ryan Bundy was put into "disciplinary housing" following a scuffle that ensued when he didn't want to be removed from his cell. Conspiracy loons are pretty sure this is a crisis.

Pamela Geller Is Suing The Facebook For Loving Muslims Too Much

Pamela Geller, a lady who is solely famous for being a horrible bigot and going around whining about Muslim people existing, is totally gonna sue Facebook. Why? Well, she says it is because Facebook is going around banning people...
Axe Cop is not racist. But he is scary, and will chop off your head.

Worst Cop Ever Threatens Tiny Black Girl On Facebook To Teach Dallas Mom A Lesson

A Kansas police officer was fired after sending a death threat on Facebook to a black woman in Dallas, because that is the internet, isn't it?
Not the actual cake that was ordered.

‘Christian’ Baker Says God Told Her Lesbians Aren’t Allowed To Have Birthday Cakes Either

The ranks of Good Christians who refuse to serve gay people are expanding, as an Ohio baker has decided that God won't let her bake a BIRTHDAY cake for a lesbian -- who she looked up on Facebook before cancelling the order.
Those eyes were made to run for the legislature

Texas Gun Enthusiast Kills Daughters, Aims At Cops, Has Gun Taken From Cold Dead Hands

A Texas woman shot and killed her daughters and was then shot by police after a family argument. This was a completely anomalous incident, as the vast majority of gun owners never break the law.

Racist News Anchor Wendy Bell: I Was Fired For Being A White Lady!

Bell claims her comments would not have been considered racist if a black person said them.
He's not a Muslim, so let's not worry too much OK?

Heavily Armed Guy On Way To Los Angeles Pride Parade Merely Violent Gun Nut, Not Scary Terrorist

An Indiana man arrested on his way to LA's Pride parade with a car full of assault rifles and explosives was merely an ordinary gun freak who was violating probation, nothing to worry about there. Besides, a friend said he didn't have any ill will toward gay people. Relax, will you?

Fox News Doc Wishes Facebook Loved America Instead Of Murder

Dr. Keith Ablow has thoughts. They are bad thoughts.
Can we agree that the baby being OK is a good thing? Maybe we can agree on that.

Shooting Of Gorilla At Cincinnati Zoo Prompts Humans To Fling Poop At Other Humans

A three-year-old boy fell into a gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo Saturday, and after a 400-pound male Western lowland silverback gorilla grabbed the child, zookeepers shot the endangered animal dead. The boy was rescued and reportedly unharmed. The...
ryan c, man's pocket Constitution says this is some bullshit, man.

Ryan Bundy Doesn’t Understand Why He Can’t Have His Guns. In Jail.

Why is jail so much like jail?

Memphis Principal Biblesplains Jerkoff Racist White Guy (But In A Good Way)

White jerk bitches to school principal about baby receiving diploma for murdered teen mom. Principal is having NONE OF IT Y'ALL.
Let us also assume you're running for Congress. Ah, but I repeat myself.

Obscure Congressional Candidate Shares Porn Habits With World, Finally Gets Noticed

Mike Webb will find the real porners if it's the last thing he does. Also, is definitely not crazy.