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War With Mexico? Ai Yi Yi! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 2, 2017

Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!

The Women’s March Didn’t Represent This One Lady, So Let’s All Just Pack It In Now

Inconsiderate Women's March participants marched for things they wanted, instead of what this one lady on Facebook thought was more important. How rude!

Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned

What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision.
Reality once again renders the internet moot.

No, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Not Resigning Because Trump Won, Or Resigning At All. Jesus!

Ruth Bader Ginsburg isn't resigning from the Supremes, though Diana Ross left in 1970.

Alex Jones Says Facebook’s War On Fake News Is CIA Plot! Will Sue!

It's a conspiracy against conspiracy theorists!

Money Makes the World Go Around! Wonkagenda for Friday, December 16, 2016

Obama's calling the cyber police, Trump's cabinet is full of cash, and Army brass is a little touchy-feely. Your morning news brief!

Rude Old Donald Trump Didn’t Invite Twitter To His Sexxxy Technology Party

Are Donald Trump and his favorite thing ever Twitter HAVING A FIGHT???
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.
His life mattered. Apparently that's a controversial idea.

Minnesota Might Convict Cop For Killing Philando Castile. It Could Happen!

Justice in a police killing of a black motorist? Great idea, in theory.
Definitely not what Cliven Bundy is

Republicans Still Getting Fired For Saying Racist Crap About Obamas On Facebook, How Is That Fair?

You can't even say you're glad the monkey-people *lost* without being called a racist these days.

Trump-Loving White Dude Calls Black Guy ‘N*gger’ For Four Solid Minutes. Time To Vote!

We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.

If Loving Apartheid Is Wrong, Jerkoff Billionaire Peter Thiel Wants To Be Wrong

A libertarian doucheboy in the 80s defended apartheid? You don't say!

Texas Ag Commissioner Definitely Didn’t Call Hillary Clinton A See You Next Tuesday

Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?