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A three-year-old boy fell into a gorilla exhibit at the Cincinnati Zoo Saturday, and after a 400-pound male Western lowland silverback gorilla grabbed the...

White jerk bitches to school principal about baby receiving diploma for murdered teen mom. Principal is having NONE OF IT Y'ALL.

Mike Webb will find the real porners if it's the last thing he does. Also, is definitely not crazy.

It's your week in tales from the CLASS WAR! What are those hero corporate persons up to this week??? You know, some stuff.

Hey look, a fake Republican scandal, because it is a day!

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio suggests you boycott the homo-haters at Chick-Fil-A. Wingnuts, as always, outraged.

Hillary Clinton releases two anti-Trump ads, and trust, they are delightful!

Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature...

In Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five, there's a lovely Kilgore Trout story-within-a-story called "The Gospel From Outer Space." An alien came to Earth, studied Christianity very...

After a week with hardly any bitching left us without a Deleted Comments column last week (we'd link, but to what?), we're happy to...

We at Wonkette are serious journalists, so we like to stay on top of when there is a hot guy. We have done deep...

Poor Phyllis Schlafly. In an interview published at rightwing conspiracy clearinghouse WND Monday, she worries she's about to be voted out of her...

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