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Senate Democrats Tell Obama To SPILL IT DUDE On Russian Interference In Election

Democrats on the Senate Intelligence Committee would like Obama to de-classify everything we know, and DO IT NOW.
His life mattered. Apparently that's a controversial idea.

Minnesota Might Convict Cop For Killing Philando Castile. It Could Happen!

Justice in a police killing of a black motorist? Great idea, in theory.
Definitely not what Cliven Bundy is

Republicans Still Getting Fired For Saying Racist Crap About Obamas On Facebook, How Is That Fair?

You can't even say you're glad the monkey-people *lost* without being called a racist these days.

Trump-Loving White Dude Calls Black Guy ‘N*gger’ For Four Solid Minutes. Time To Vote!

We're beginning to think maybe Trump supporters are kind of racist! WHOA IF TRUE.

If Loving Apartheid Is Wrong, Jerkoff Billionaire Peter Thiel Wants To Be Wrong

A libertarian doucheboy in the 80s defended apartheid? You don't say!

Texas Ag Commissioner Definitely Didn’t Call Hillary Clinton A See You Next Tuesday

Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm.

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

Delta Flight Attendant: Is There A White Doctor On This Plane?

A black woman doctor on an airplane tried to help with an emergency. Yeah, you know where this story's heading.

Sucks How Secret CIA Spy Anderson Cooper Plans To Rig Second Debate For Hillary Clinton

Guess this is just what happens when you allow the world to be ruled by Obama's Army of Beyoncés. :(

Wonkagenda: Monday, October 3, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Sarah Palin Hits Head, Makes As Much Sense As Ever

Palin managed to make a Facebook post about her falling down and banging her head on some rocks all about Hillary Clinton.

Your Senate Sunday: What’s The Deal With The Dakotas? Do We Really Need Two?

This week's profile of 2016's U.S. Senate races is chock full of Dakotas. Sorry, not the Fanning girl.
this is just a secret code, everyone

Barack Obama Founded ISIS With His Number Two ISIS Guy, ‘Twitter’

Britain, our little big brother, continues to partner with the rest of us in the War On Terror. But it's frustrated with the continued existence of ISIS and its effect on their country. Even after generations of meddling in...

Hillary Clinton’s ‘Vagenda Of Manocide’ Coming To Manocide You With A Vagenda

Bet you didn't know you had to worry about Hillary Clinton's Vagenda of Manocide. She certainly doesn't have to worry about it, thanks to the interwebs.

Cher Stumping For Hillary Clinton Is Bestest Thing Your Gay Ass Will See All Week

We nominate Cher as Hillary's official Secretary Of Talkin' Sh*t.