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‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Not Even Trying To Fake It. Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 22, 2018

Trump's Shithole Shutdown continues, Trump goes full Willie Horton, and Jared Kushner has some SERIOUS problems. Your morning news brief.

Dipshit Local Rep Woman IS NOT MOLESTING YOUR TEENS OKAY?

While we're all still shrieking at the walls about Paul Ryan's shitty grinning tax bill O-face, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders's claims that the Dems told the GOP to go ahead and miss them with all that tax bill writing...

Weird Alt-Right Dudes Think #NetNeutrality Has Something To Do With Banning Nazis From Twitter?

Net neutrality has exactly nothing to do with Twitter banning anyone. Literally nothing at all.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017

Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief.

Facebook Won’t Let You Say ‘Men Are Trash’ Even Though (WHISPER) THEY ARE

Facebook's one-size-fits-all hate speech policy is being used as a cudgel against women and marginalized people.

‘If The President Does It, It’s Not Obstruction Of Justice.’ Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017

Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.

Robert Mueller Went To Jared!

Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?

Goddamnit, Al Franken.

Well shit.

Roy Moore’s Wife Kayla Kind Of Being Dick And Lunatic (Lunadick!) In Defense Of Dear Hubs

Roy Moore couldn't have signed a girl's yearbook with the wrong handwriting at a restaurant that never existed, and other whoppers.

Yeah, She’s Got Your Dinner Right Here

Another jerk bites the electoral dust. With actual votes!

Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn’t Know You Meant THAT Russian Money!

We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection.

Paradise Lost. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 6, 2017

Another mass shooting, both Michael Flynns in trouble, and the Paradise Papers expose Ameros in hiding in Not America. Your morning news brief!

Facebook, Twitter, Google Definitely Have Russia Stuff Fixed Now, If By ‘Fixed’ You Mean ‘Not Fixed’

If these people are tech wizards, they need remedial courses at Hogwarts Tech.

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

John Kelly Submits To Dark Side. Wonkagenda for Wed., Nov. 1, 2017

Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.