Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
Jason Chaffetz won't seek re-election in 2018. BUT WHY?????
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!
Oh American college students, never change. We mean always. Always change.
It's a lot easier to cure cancer with a natural diet if you don't have cancer in the first place.
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
Some countries really don't like it when Russia messes around in their affairs. Donald Trump's U.S.A. is so far not one of them.
Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?
Somebody needs to build a wall in Texas. Around idiot paranoid gun-humpers.
Yes, we're all sad about Michael Flynn. But how are the Russians holding up?
Hell of a way to run a railroad.
Trump insults Australia, Betsy DeVos might fail, and oh, we're going to war with Mexico? Caliente! Your morning news brief!
Inconsiderate Women's March participants marched for things they wanted, instead of what this one lady on Facebook thought was more important. How rude!