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In Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five, there's a lovely Kilgore Trout story-within-a-story called "The Gospel From Outer Space." An alien came to Earth, studied Christianity very...

After a week with hardly any bitching left us without a Deleted Comments column last week (we'd link, but to what?), we're happy to...

We at Wonkette are serious journalists, so we like to stay on top of when there is a hot guy. We have done deep...

Poor Phyllis Schlafly. In an interview published at rightwing conspiracy clearinghouse WND Monday, she worries she's about to be voted out of her...

Dammit, Sarah Palin. Wonkette defended you. We said that in the great 2016 Twitterspace War between the Republican former governor of Alaska and rapper Azealia Banks...

We're used to crappy tipping stories (obviously, considering we publish Off The Menu every week) and subsequent online tip-shaming fiascos. This, however, is the...

Todd Palin, née Half-Term First Dude née Mr. Mrs. Sarah Palin, had a accident on his snow machine, and it sounded real bad. So...

After a torrid -- or at least torpid -- affair that led to the stupidest cover-up ever, it looks like the firm hand of Lady...

So a cop in Minnesota posted something on his Facebook page urging people to run over Black Lives Matters protesters and is now on...

Well hallooooo, Wonkers! Are you ready for all the top ten stories about how Antonin Scalia is dead? There were many top ten stories...

Poor Ben Carson! His campaign is broken, his brain is broken, EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. He was supposed to be riding high right now, hopping,...

Everyone hates Maine Gov. Paul LePage. Literally everyone on the planet. There are as-yet undiscovered tribes living in the deepest parts of the Amazon,...

Time for a dispatch from Texas, where the book larnin' happens. The Texas Freedom Network, which does the yeoman's work of trying to keep actual...

Well, that didn't take long. Within hours of Saturday's death of Antonin Scalia, the Wingnuttosphere was having a fine old time explaining it's UNPOSSIBLE...

Another week and another chance to celebrate the accomplishments and examine the needless suffering of our favorite Corporate Persons. Thanks for fighting our stupid wars,...

In between desperately begging for money and plugging its report on the ancient art of Albanian Weevil Calligraphy, PBS took some time out of its busy debate...

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