Man, remember back in the Democratic primaries — which were still going on at this time last year — and all the terrible jokes and speculation about Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton having angry anger sex all the time? What was up with that, huh? It’s like the notion of having both a female and a male candidate for president was so novel that people could only put it in context by thinking about that other thing men and ladies like to do together, besides run for president. Fortunately, we’ve gotten over that terribly juvenile little hump, and now even the New York Times can admit that Clinton and Obama are definitely not fucking. (Thank you loqaciousmusic for the tip!) [New York Times]

For weeks John McCain has been saying, “Barack Obama is a pansy the end,” and Barack Obama has been saying, “That’s not very dignified of you,” and so now of course Barack Obama is losing the RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. How can he turn it around and win this thing? By making Hillary Clinton his vice president, which will be fantastic and hilarious because they hate each other so much. MORE »

Sure, Hillary Clinton always refuses to discuss hypotheticals. But what if, hypothetically speaking, she were to kiss Barack Obama in the French style onstage during a debate, in front of Wolf Blitzer and millions of television viewers? Would that be awesome, or the opposite of awesome? Fortunately, Video Science has the answer!

This brought to you by CamPain 2008, creator of the stunning Barack OBollywood video.

Obama and Hillary Caught Kissing! [YouTube]