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Giant UFO Attacks George W. Bush’s Texas Ranch

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

He is an Alien Muppet Demon.Air Force logs and government radar reports released under the Freedom of Information Act reveal that a massive, terrible mystery aircraft barreled through the skies of Central Texas on January 8 — and it was headed for George W. Bush’s Crawford ranch at 2,100 miles per hour! MORE »


Monday, October 22nd, 2007

Sioux City’s airport has decided to embrace the fact that its three-letter identifier is SUX. They asked the FAA for a replacement code and were offered GAY. Ha ha, GAY!


Daily Briefing: ‘He Listened. He Smiled. He Nodded.’

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

Roberts supports privacy rights, wavers on Roe; Schumer is “pleasantly surprised.” Gary Bauer: “A careful reading of the transcript shows he committed to nothing once [Roberts] is on the court. We are left with what we always had. . . a new conservative majority.” [WP, WP, NYT, NYT, WSJ, LAT, USAT]
Bush: “Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government, and to the extent that the federal government didn’t fully do its job right, I take responsibility. I want to know what went right and what went wrong.” [WP, NYT]
Roberts remained posed and cautious: “He listened. He smiled. He nodded.” Brownstein: He “exuded the quiet confidence of a man who knew that he was ahead in the game during a lengthy but mostly sedate confirmation hearing Tuesday. . . Roberts’ performance marked a bright spot for a White House battered by criticism of its response to Hurricane Katrina, and demonstrated the inherent vitality of presidential power.” [NYT, LAT, NYT]
FAA knew Al Qaeda wanted “to hijack a commercial jet and slam it into a U.S. landmark” in 1998 and knew vulnerability of airports. Kean: “[Katrina] is not a terrorist incident, but it brings into play all of the same issues and shortcomings. . . Whoever is responsible for acting in these places hasn’t acted. Are they going to do it now? What else has to happen for people to act?” [NYT, WP]
Democrats, led by Hillary, seek investigation of government’s response to Katrina. [NYT]
Homeland Security officials will oversee distribution of Katrina relief funds to ensure responsible spending. [WSJ, NYT]
Texas grand jury issues more indictments in DeLay case. [WP, LAT]