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Posts Tagged ‘F-22’

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Freepers Have Feelings Too

Monday, August 10th, 2009
  • If we don’t have the F-22, how are we going to fight China, on the Moon? [RedState]
  • From now on, please refer to Matt Yglesias as the Breeding Male. Thank you. [Matt Yglesias]
  • First there was Tom Paine, with his annoying pamphlets. And then there was That Guy, who brutalized baby dolls and then hung them from metal chains, on a stick. Patriots. [YouTube/TPM]
  • Orly Taitz’s Plan B: Hawaii secedes from the Union, and then Barack Obama is deported for being Hawaiian, aka a dirty foreigner. [Hit & Run]
  • If you love the Free Republic as much as the Gays do, click here! [AMERICAblog]

JESUS IS THEIR CO-PILOT?

Wingnuts Will Use Canceled F-22 Raptor To Kill All the Gay People In America

Friday, July 24th, 2009

Ha ha, geddit it, the F22 will kill all the homosexuals with 'flames,' ha ha.
Ha, wingnuts, good luck getting Republican senators and congressmen to vote for their own fiery destruction! UPDATE: Yes, it was sent out three days after the Senate F-22 vote. [Newsmax email]


CARTOON VIOLENCE

American Sex Pigs

Friday, July 24th, 2009

By the Comics Curmudgeon
Oh, the noble pig! This beast is the cleverest and friendliest of your barnyard animals — seriously, have you ever looked into the dim, soulless eyes of a cow or a chicken? — and is delicious when transformed into a whole panoply of meat products. Yet whenever it gets used in a cartoon, it denotes something bad! Why are America’s political cartoonists racist against pigs? MORE »