Tag: extortion

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Better Watch Your Mouth, Donald Trump Suing Everyone Who’s Mean To Him

Oh, that Donald Trump! He doesn't take it well when people say mean things about him, and he likes to bring a lawsuit now and then, especially when people make him mad by routing airplanes over his resort. Tuesday,...

Revenge Porn Extortionist Sentenced To 18 Naughty, Barely Legal Years in Jail

The operator of a nasty revenge porn scheme has been sentenced to 18 years just because he tried to extort money out of innocent people. But c'mon, man, how was he even supposed to know that was a crime? For a...

Sociopath Revenge Porn Operator Can’t Believe Google Would Infringe On His Privacy :(

You know what's hard? Running a revenge-porn operation on the interwebs. Posting the pictures is easy, but did you know that the other half of the gig is the extortion part? Man, extortion is so hard to do without...

Arkansas Treasurer Goes To Jail For Extortion, But The Boring Kind

We for one would like to know a little bit more about Arkansas Dem lady treasurer Martha Shoffner, and why she is IN JAIL! Like, the story is all "Oh the FBI says she is extortin' the people," but...

Rightwing Blogger’s Shocking Discovery: John Roberts Was Blackmailed, Arrests To Come Soon!

How is it possible that it took the #WARBLOGS over an hour to discover the real reason John Roberts made a dookie on the NRO's face, by agreeing that the Heritage Foundation's proposal for health care reform, and one...

How Gay Is Charlie Crist’s Extortion Scandal, On A Scale From One To Very Gay?

Sometimes when you're watching reruns of not-so-old TV shows, you wonder about what ever happened to the bit players. I mean, sure, Joey from Friends will never have to work a day in his life again (which is...

Republican Paid $150,000 To Keep Totally Innocent Hot-Tubbing Incident Quiet

Science proves that there is nothing wrong with people hot-tubbing in the nude near each other, even when one person is 28 and the other person is 15. In spite of this fact, some gal needed $150,000 to "heal"...