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SPONSORS

Wonkette Sponsors Have All The Delegates They Need

Friday, March 7th, 2008

When the phone rings in Texas or Ohio at 3 a.m., Wonkette’s sponsors will answer in a way that sounds very “can do” and serious, even if it’s just their drunk uncle calling to talk about this waitress he saw at Hooters. This week we thank:

  • Kenneth Cole
  • Mini
  • New York Times Travel
  • Unscrew America
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GEORGE W. BUSH

The George W. Bush Presidential Jacket Library

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

SPONSORS

Wonkette’s Advertisers Wear Briefs Over Boxers

Friday, February 29th, 2008

We are the sponsors we’ve been waiting for. No, actually, these fine businesses are the actual sponsors. Yes They Can! MORE »


HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary Mocks Hope, Cackles At Debate

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008


This is one of Hillary’s only funny speeches. But dear god, the Cackle at the end is just not cool.


BARACK OBAMA

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Uncanny, no?FRED ARMISEN IS BARACK OBAMA: Yeah, Saturday Night Live’s much-anticipated version of Barack Obama was a scowly Fred Armisen who kept waving his left index finger around. Meh. [NYT]


HILLARY CLINTON

Clinton Staffers Pull Trigger On Hilarious Racism

Monday, February 25th, 2008

That cane is loaded with terrorismChristmas came ten months early this morning, when the Internet’s Matt Drudge claimed that some Clinton staffers had circulated this fantastic photo over the weekend of Barack Obama in his element on a trip to Kenya in 2006. Obama campaign manager David Plouffe slammed the Clinton campaign for “shameful offensive fear-mongering,” when really it’s just kind of funny. [Drudge Report]


FUNNY PICTURES

Washington Post Claims Hillary Is Wonkette!

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

Sure, your Wonkette has had its share of editors over these five long years, but we want to categorically deny the evil liberal Washington Post claims that Hillary Clinton is, in fact, the Wonkette.
Hillary, the DC Gossip
There’s the Beef [Washington Post] MORE »


SPONSORS

Wonkette Sponsors Did NOT Have Sex With That Lobbyist

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

The presumptive frontrunners all thank Wonkette’s wonderful sponsors, who have never shied away from writing a letter to the FCC in our favor: MORE »


DEMOCRATS

Report From Maui: Record Turnout! Obamaui!

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow<br />
Well don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!Wonkette operative “Kerry” from “Maui” reports: MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Mike Huckabee Tribute Video, Now Featuring Dinosaurs!

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008


Just in time for Mike Huckabee to lose the Wisconsin primary and every other primary or caucus yet to come (except maybe Texas!), here is another “Obama girl” knockoff video featuring some gal twirling around and singing about her crush on a presidential candidate. It’s 80% dull liberal mockery of religious people and 20% awesome dinosaur riding. [YouTube]


BARACK OBAMA

Adorable Obama Action Figure Looks Just Like The Real Thing, Only Tiny

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

This wee plastic man has the power to unite a nationWonkette operative 92BuickLeSabre snapped this photo of Jailbreak Toys‘ Barack Obama prototype at Toy Fair 2008. He writes: MORE »