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Our tipster “Scott” writes, “What did we ever do before we had the series of tubes?” It is a wonderful era, one in which every stoned thought will indeed be published, or at least thrown together in a video clip and put to the music of a weird band called “Cake.”
Obama - Building a Religion [YouTube]

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• Kenneth Cole
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George W. Bush Presidential Jacket Library [FunnyOrDie]

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This is one of Hillary’s only funny speeches. But dear god, the Cackle at the end is just not cool.

FRED ARMISEN IS BARACK OBAMA: Yeah, Saturday Night Live’s much-anticipated version of Barack Obama was a scowly Fred Armisen who kept waving his left index finger around. Meh. [NYT]

Christmas came ten months early this morning, when the Internet’s Matt Drudge claimed that some Clinton staffers had circulated this fantastic photo over the weekend of Barack Obama in his element on a trip to Kenya in 2006. Obama campaign manager David Plouffe slammed the Clinton campaign for “shameful offensive fear-mongering,” when really it’s just kind of funny. [Drudge Report]

Sure, your Wonkette has had its share of editors over these five long years, but we want to categorically deny the evil liberal Washington Post claims that Hillary Clinton is, in fact, the Wonkette.

There’s the Beef [Washington Post] MORE »

The presumptive frontrunners all thank Wonkette’s wonderful sponsors, who have never shied away from writing a letter to the FCC in our favor: MORE »

Wonkette operative “Kerry” from “Maui” reports: MORE »