Putting to rest any remaining speculation that he is completely delusional about his place on the American political scene, Congressman Tom Tancredo dropped his bid for the Presidency, saying he realized he wasn’t going to win Iowa. He told Neil Cavuto “We accomplished everything we set out to do, except win the Presidency,” because he saw Giuliani running a border security commercial He’s throwing his “support” behind the illegal-immigrant employing, Mexican Mormon descended Mitt Romney. [
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Hillary Clinton's chief strategist, Mark "Bowser" Penn, is relinquishing his position for the campaign and will soon return to his fiery lair in the sewers of Colombia, to eat. He was "pushed out" by campaign manager Maggie "Don't give me no guff" Williams after consulting with the Colombians to forge a free trade agreement that Hillary opposes. Now he's just another fat bum spewing fireballs out of his mouth. Why does everyone hate Mark Penn, you ask? Because he's just kind of a dingus. [ABC News]
