Sarah Palin is proving she’s truly an Alaskan politician — you know, a corrupt hack! The McCain campaign says its celebrity idiot will not cooperate with the Troopergate investigation — you know, the legal investigation launched by Alaskan legislators because Palin did some weird crap with the Alaska state troopers. She replaced them all with her husband’s pot dealer or something, who knows, but it is super crooked and rotten and she is so much worse than Nixon and Stalin. [Associated Press]