evolution
‘The Left’ Is Anti-Science Because Of Hippies, Says New Dumb Book
Hey, there, fellow leftists! Hope you’re all having a great day eating organic arugula, liberating lab animals from a university research facility, and withholding your children from getting vaccinated! Because it turns out that, despite the fairly well-documented dislike of science facts by many on the right, it’s really libruls who hate science, as the [...]
The Lord Jesus Hates Dr Pepper And You Should Too
Hello, and welcome to yet another segment on people who have completely lost perspective! Today’s guests are “Christians mad at soda.” It all started with an advertisement posted on Facebook Thursday afternoon. It was silly, as advertisements for bubbly sugar-water are wont to be, and depicted Dr Pepper turning a primate into a homo sapien [...]
Fun With Christianists: Things You Can Learn in a Christian ‘World History & Cultures’ Textbook (Part 2)
Welcome back to our exciting Sunday series of visits to the apocalyptic fever-dream that is Christianist America, as revealed through what kids learn in Christian-oriented textbooks. This week, we continue to loot and pillage World History and Cultures In Christian Perspective, 2nd Ed. , a 10th-grade history (we do not say “social studies!”) text published [...]
Kentucky GOP Outraged Colleges Want Students to Know Things
Kentucky Republicans passed education legislation in 2009 that made it easier to compare the state’s students to other states. Now they’re very upset that the results came back Stupid. ACT, the state’s testing company, interviews professors to figure out the things most important to student readiness for college, which sounds like a smart thing to [...]
Hero Creationists Fight Evolution With Vandalism To Biology Teachers’ Cars
Dinosaur Wars 2011 brings you this update from Gainesville, Florida, where creationist wingnuts are attacking the vehicles of University of Florida biology professors with religious pamphlets and rusty nails, because that’s how you formulate an argument if you’re an idiot. Or… we don’t know, maybe it’s secretly clever, because these individual specimens are among the [...]
Tennessee GOP Bravely Votes To Teach ‘Creationism’ In Public Schools
We’re not sure how this is news in Tennessee, where schoolteacher John Scopes lost the “Scopes Monkey Trial” (in both the state courts and the U.S. Supreme Court) back in 1925-26, but “Tennessee’s Republican-dominated House of Representatives has overwhelmingly passed a bill that would protect teachers who want to challenge the theory of human evolution.” [...]
The Commerce Clause Restricts Our God-Given Right To Sell Sex Slaves
Evolution is proven once and for all to be a lie because automobiles don’t evolve via natural selection. [Institute For Creation Research] The National Republican Senatorial Committee is exactly the same as Darth Vader and the teabaggers are basically Yoda because of their infinite wisdom. [RedState] “Keynesian socialist” Barack Obama is here to steal your [...]
Mike Huckabee Tribute Video, Now Featuring Dinosaurs!
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Ron Paul a Massive Jesuser
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Christian Biologist Fired For General Hatred of Biology
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