• May 27, 2012

evolution

“Evolution is hogwash” will be the winner of Tuesday’s Mississippi Republican primary, followed by “Barack Obama is so a secret Muslim” according to this exciting new PPP survey. Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum will all run a pathetic third through fifth place with only around 30% of the voters’ nods each. But try [...]

Dinosaur Wars 2011 brings you this update from Gainesville, Florida, where creationist wingnuts are attacking the vehicles of University of Florida biology professors with religious pamphlets and rusty nails, because that’s how you formulate an argument if you’re an idiot. Or… we don’t know, maybe it’s secretly clever, because these individual specimens are among the [...]

Terrible godless socialist racket “Miss USA Pageant” declared Miss California, Alyssa Campanella, the winner after she was one of only two contestants out of 51 girls in the pageant to correctly answer a question about evolution, by affirming that it exists. America’s other bright shining young ladies either did not understand the question or went [...]

We’re not sure how this is news in Tennessee, where schoolteacher John Scopes lost the “Scopes Monkey Trial” (in both the state courts and the U.S. Supreme Court) back in 1925-26, but “Tennessee’s Republican-dominated House of Representatives has overwhelmingly passed a bill that would protect teachers who want to challenge the theory of human evolution.” [...]

Evolution is proven once and for all to be a lie because automobiles don’t evolve via natural selection. [Institute For Creation Research] The National Republican Senatorial Committee is exactly the same as Darth Vader and the teabaggers are basically Yoda because of their infinite wisdom. [RedState] “Keynesian socialist” Barack Obama is here to steal your [...]

The Jesus Fish Wants You

by Megan Carpentier  5:52 pm January 2, 2008

Ron Paul a Massive Jesuser

by Jim Newell  10:44 am December 26, 2007