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Just in time for Mike Huckabee to lose the Wisconsin primary and every other primary or caucus yet to come (except maybe Texas!), here is another “Obama girl” knockoff video featuring some gal twirling around and singing about her crush on a presidential candidate. It’s 80% dull liberal mockery of religious people and 20% awesome dinosaur riding. [YouTube]

It seems so long ago that Huckabee was appearing with a floating cross and totally denying that they were an overt Jesus reference in his commercial commemorating the birth of the holy savior, Jesus Christ. Well, now that he has “canceled” his “planned” attack ads, the campaign scrounged for something to air and came up with this video of him talking about how abortion is discrimination against unborn people. Please, also ignore the enormous Jesus fish behind him — just because that’s an ancient secret code for the Christians doesn’t mean he’s sending a subliminal message to them because he’s in the middle of sending an overt message about his Jesusing and how the Jesusers’ values get trampled on every day.

Since his dipshit performance on Sunday’s Meet the Press, former decent human being Ron Paul’s own Paultardation has been soaring to new vistas. He’s also, however, a well-known Jesuser — so Jesusery, in fact, that he doesn’t believe in evolution! Like teh Huckbeez! Can these people even breathe with all that batshit in their mouths? MORE »

The Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board is deciding next month whether to allow a bunch of Jesusers at the Institution for Creation Research offer science teaching degrees. One might assume that their particular brand of “science” includes lots of amino acids and dinosaurs named Adam, Eve, Eve, Adam and maybe also Eve. MORE »

The culture wars (War on Cultures?) took an aquatic turn today as a Christian marine biologist sued his former employer, who the biologist claims fired him for refusing to accept evolution. Nathaniel Abraham, like most good scientists, is a Creationist, and as Reuters tells us, “Creationists such as Abraham believe God made the world in six days, as the Bible’s Book of Genesis says.” MORE »

Last night’s webcast-only Christian Values GOP debate bravely went on as planned, without any Republican frontrunners, and one of Wonkette’s bravest readers actually took up our challenge and sort of halfway paid attention to the thing. It may have been the best debate ever — can you imagine anything more awesome than an “abortion survivor” screaming at an empty podium about Rudy Giuliani trying to kill her? MORE »

You’ll never make a monkey out of Sam Brownback, Mike Huckabee, and Tom Tancredo — those three revealed themselves to be either the dumbest or the most craven three candidates on a stage with a lot of competition.

The Gold Standard question received a similar response, though Tancredo was the only one who refused to denounce the Fugutive Slave Act.

After the jump, watch the skin-crawlingly hilarious abortion question!

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A memo circulated among Georgia state legislature under the name of State Senator Ben Bridges claims that: MORE »

Differentiated only by published date and bylines, two anti-Darwin columns demonstrate conclusively that there is a higher power, and He has guided two of his most faithful (and aging, and mentally diminished) servants so well that He thought, what the hell, who’s gonna notice a repeat? It’s August! MORE »

Federal Government announces new grant program for science, math, and language students, then conveniently leaves off evolutionary biology from list of eligible majors. The Chronicle of Higher Education is there! MORE »