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Jean Schmidt Disappoints Us, Nation

Representative Jean Schmidt’s previous public meltdowns have been so comical that it saddens us to see her reduced to mere plagiarism, the hallmark of boring, unimportant people like bloggers, academics, and music writers. Who can forget… Read more on Jean Schmidt Disappoints Us, Nation…
 

Jean Schmidt’s Evil Twin Wants to Give You $500

As a public service to our readers in Ohio, if your funds are a little low at the moment, you might want to lend a hand to Jennifer Black, better known as Congressthing Jean Schmidt’s evil twin. And it’s easy! All you have to do is find those meanies who keep defacing and/or destroying the pro-life signs on the grounds of the no-doubt ultraswanky Schmidt family farm. Heck, that doesn’t sound very hard: a couple of nights hiding in a field with a shotgun for five franklins? It’s like shooting cultural warrior fish in a barrel. And the opportunity to stand that close to Jean Schmidt’s shared gene pool? Heck, we’d do that for free. Read more on Jean Schmidt’s Evil Twin Wants to Give You $500…
 

New Defense: A Hot Dog Made Floyd Lose Control

Josh Marshall, who apparently has “researchers”(ha!), found Claude Allen’s yearbook. And yes, as you may have heard if you listen to NPR (or have read the Times today), Claude Allen has an evil twin: Read more on New Defense: A Hot Dog Made Floyd Lose Control…