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Posts Tagged ‘evil twins’

Jean Schmidt Disappoints Us, Nation

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

schmidtcolumn.jpgRepresentative Jean Schmidt’s previous public meltdowns have been so comical that it saddens us to see her reduced to mere plagiarism, the hallmark of boring, unimportant people like bloggers, academics, and music writers. Who can forget… MORE »


Jean Schmidt’s Evil Twin Wants to Give You $500

Friday, July 7th, 2006


As a public service to our readers in Ohio, if your funds are a little low at the moment, you might want to lend a hand to Jennifer Black, better known as Congressthing Jean Schmidt’s evil twin. And it’s easy! All you have to do is find those meanies who keep defacing and/or destroying the pro-life signs on the grounds of the no-doubt ultraswanky Schmidt family farm. Heck, that doesn’t sound very hard: a couple of nights hiding in a field with a shotgun for five franklins? It’s like shooting cultural warrior fish in a barrel. And the opportunity to stand that close to Jean Schmidt’s shared gene pool? Heck, we’d do that for free. MORE »


“Jennifer Black”? Seriously? Why Not “Scarlett Evil” Or Something?

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

serena.jpgRight, it’s settled, we totally love Republicans. MORE »


New Defense: A Hot Dog Made Floyd Lose Control

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

Josh Marshall, who apparently has “researchers”(ha!), found Claude Allen’s yearbook. MORE »