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A Children’s Treasury Of Conservative Reactions To This Poor Guy Having a Cellphone Near Michelle Obama

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Aww, Michelle Obama went to help out at a soup kitchen for homeless people on Thursday! And while she was there, the AP took a photo of this guy taking a cellphone photo of Michelle’s very famous arms. So now America’s conservative pundits are very upset that this supposedly homeless man has a telephone, so poverty isn’t actually a problem, and we’re even “blessed” to have such rich homeless people in the United States. MORE »