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Posts Tagged ‘everyone is a whore’

2008

Cowed American Workers Love The Boss’s Favorite Candidate!

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

They say they want checks, but what candidate's heart wouldn't be warmed by one of these
How many times has this happened to you? You’re sitting in your cube, slaving away for The Man, and your class-based resentment is building up, so you decide to donate a little money to fellow traveller Dennis Kucinich online. But before you can get out that credit card, the VP of your department walks by and mentions that he’s hosting a Mitt Romney fundraiser — and that you’ll come and write a check for the well-coifed plutocrat’s campaign, if you know what’s good for you. And the best part of it is, it’s all totally legal! MORE »