WASHINGTON, DC, 09:06 AM, TUE NOVEMBER 10 | Advertise on Wonkette | tips@wonkette.com | SUBMIT A TIP | RSS

Posts Tagged ‘every network except ABC is in the tank’

IMPORTANT INFOMERCIALS

Liveblogging The Nationwide Post-Infomercial Hopegasm

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

But will he make our salads less soggy?Well, that was a very fancy narrative television show Barack Obama produced! We’ll pick up 6 episodes, with an option for 13. (Would have been better if Meredith Grey had come out in the end with a little monologue about her fear of commitment and then had sex with Barack Obama on top of the Straight Talk Express, though.) So let’s turn to MSNBC now and watch Keith Olbermann masturbating into a pot holder. MORE »