Local athletics club the Washington Nationals is getting “special treatment” from DC, as the city has agreed to pay to keep the Metro running late if baseball games run late. No word yet on whether the same applies if games just feel like they’re taking forever. [DC Examiner] MORE »

EMERGENCY! CAPITOL LOSES POWER! EVACUATION! ALL THE CLOCKS TO BE BLINKING 12:00! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY NOT ALLOWED BACK IN! WONKETTE READERSHIP PLUMMETS! ROBOTIC ROBERT BYRD FROZEN IN MID-STENTORIAN RHETORIC SETTING! MORE »

Panic! Panic! MORE »