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Posts Tagged ‘evacuations’

POWER OUT AT CAPITOL! COOL LITTLE RED LIGHTS RENDERED USELESS!

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

fusebox.jpgEMERGENCY! CAPITOL LOSES POWER! EVACUATION! ALL THE CLOCKS TO BE BLINKING 12:00! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY NOT ALLOWED BACK IN! WONKETTE READERSHIP PLUMMETS! ROBOTIC ROBERT BYRD FROZEN IN MID-STENTORIAN RHETORIC SETTING! MORE »


Semiweekly Suspicious Substance Watch: TERROR ON D 1ST ST.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Panic! Panic! MORE »