POWER OUT AT CAPITOL! COOL LITTLE RED LIGHTS RENDERED USELESS!
Monday, April 3rd, 2006
EMERGENCY! CAPITOL LOSES POWER! EVACUATION! ALL THE CLOCKS TO BE BLINKING 12:00! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY NOT ALLOWED BACK IN! WONKETTE READERSHIP PLUMMETS! ROBOTIC ROBERT BYRD FROZEN IN MID-STENTORIAN RHETORIC SETTING! MORE »
EMERGENCY! CAPITOL LOSES POWER! EVACUATION! ALL THE CLOCKS TO BE BLINKING 12:00! CYNTHIA MCKINNEY NOT ALLOWED BACK IN! WONKETTE READERSHIP PLUMMETS! ROBOTIC ROBERT BYRD FROZEN IN MID-STENTORIAN RHETORIC SETTING! MORE »
