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Tag: euro

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Steve Scalise Totally Didn’t Speak At David Duke Event, Says Close Friend Of David Duke

So you remember how it was reported that Steve Scalise (R-Jindaltopia) spoke at a meeting of infamous white supremacist David Duke's white supremacy group in 2002? And remember how Scalise apologized for speaking at said white supremacist meeting, saying that...
Bobby Jindal offers his exorcism skills

Maybe Steve Scalise Had Excellent Reasons For Talking To A Hate Group, You Never Know

We're still passing the popcorn around while we watch House Majority Whip Steve Scalise's political career implode over the news that he spoke to a white supremacist group run by David Duke in 2002. We're still at that early...

Angela Merkel Enjoys Traditional Greek Hospitality, Rage

Every crew of friends has its successful members and its fuck-ups. The latter can often be found on the former's lovely Teutonic couch, sleeping off a long night of getting wasted on ouzo and freak-dancing to the music of...

This Is Not a Repeat of Last Week (and the Week Before Last, Etc.)

The global economy appears to be in freefall, with Asian markets dropping more than 2% and the Euro dropping to four-year lows against everything. Meanwhile, the U.S. economy seems to be on the mend, finally, but also nobody really...

Hooray, Global Markets Collapse Again Because of … Greece! (Again)

Let's check in with the Wonkette Business Desk for our morning economic roundup. U.S. pending home sales are at their highest point this year! U.S. manufacturing orders are at a two-year high! A terrorist plot against New York --...

Fun European Countries Going Bankrupt; Are The Boring Ones Next?

Remember when the Europeans all gave up their funny money for the sober euro, and they were One Continent, United, Forever, no more wars, hooray? Well, uh, it turns out that maybe that isn't working out so well?...

WE'RE RICH AGAIN!: Ha ha, gay Europe is now bailing out all of its banks too, meaning the dollar is somehow rising like a biotch against their fancypants "pound" and "euro." AMERICA FUCK YEAH, now let's go buy all...