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Tag: etsy

Portrait of the idiot in her natural surroundings.

Bristol Palin Shocked To Learn She Is A Idiot

Commenters, we need to ask you a question, and we PROMISE we will not get mad. Has somebody out there been doing some rogue, face-to-face guerilla Wonkette-ing? Because somebody marched right into the medical office where Bristol Palin works...
Disappointed in Kim Davis's past sins obviously.

Pat Robertson Just Called Kim Davis A Whore

UH OH SHOTS FIRED! Grandpa Pat Robertson is real glad Kim Davis is standing up for Jesus Christ's true message, which is "PEEEEE-YEW! Notice how I never said Blessed Are The Icky Homos? They're the BEATITUDES, not the BE-FAG-ITUDES."...
Yep, lady, that's your God, stone cold rollin' His eyes at you.

Mean Judge Makes Kentucky Clerk Murder Jesus By Doing Marriage Licenses For Gays

Here is your latest update on Kim Davis, martyr to the Christian masses and county clerk for Rowan County, Kentucky, who has been crucified by Teh Buttsechs Gods (read: the Supreme Court and the Constitution and Kentucky Gov. Steve...

Mean RNC No Fun Anymore, Won’t Even Put Gay-Bashing In Platform

Being a staunchly conservative wingnut in America sucks these days. First Barack Obama replaced all the Christians in the military with homosexuals, and then he did gay marriage to America, and now suddenly, a good Bible-believing baker can't even...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Activist Court Says De-Gaying Hot Naked Dudes Is ‘Fraud’ Somehow

Greetings to all you salacious sodomite sinners! Once again we are proud to present your weekly compilation of the latest and greatest in news of the supernatural, the supernormal, and the superdumb. It's the Snake Oil Bulletin! No doubt you deviants...
Burning with a desire for reconciliation, these panties are.

Wonkette Doesn’t Sell Confederate Flag Apparel, But We Gots Panties With Teeth!

June 23, 2015, will go down as the day America's corporate overlords realized products bearing the symbol of the Confederate battle flag, which commemorates a group of traitors no better than those who leave America to fight alongside ISIS, are...

Living Nightmare Nancy Grace Will Sell You Handcuff Bracelets For Abused Children

Did you know that shrieking harpy-at-law Nancy Grace has a store where she sells Nancy Grace-related things? Do those things match up with Grace's hellscape dystopia view of the world? Of course! Take, for instance, this lovely handcuff necklace...

OMFG Your Precious Hand-Knit Etsy Hipster Item Is Totes Racist, LOL

Don't have enough hipster racism in your life? Why not buy some bullshit "Americana" featuring every possible type of loving depiction of negros, as long as those loving depictions have big red lips and googly eyes? It's so easy,...