Tag Archives: etiquette

  the feminine mystique

Shrill Feminists Force Nice Old Senator To Cancel Class On ‘Feminine’ Deportment

All dapper old New York Senator Marty Golden wanted to do was help dames get jobs by teaching them how to walk up and down stairs in an elegant manner, because apparently New York Senator Marty Golden is a real swingin’ daddy and knows what’s missing in female job applicants these days. Like, sure you have an advanced degree, li’l missy, but can you stand and sit like a model? But wouldn’t you know it, then a bunch of dumb women’s libbers started in with their moaning and their bra-burning about “this is 2012″ and “maybe we could have equal pay laws instead of ‘etiquette’ classes” and also “go screw!” Read more on Shrill Feminists Force Nice Old Senator To Cancel Class On ‘Feminine’ Deportment…
  petulant children

Palin Locked In DEATH MATCH With Republican Fundraisers

Will Sarah Palin appear at a fancy fundraiser tonight for the National Republican Congressional Committee and the National Republican Senatorial Committee? No way in hell, unless she changes her mind! First she was invited to headline at the event, and she said yes, but then she said no because she was so “overexposed,” so events organizers booked Newt Gingrich instead because Newt Frigging Gingrich is a less “controversial” speaker. But the drama was just beginning! Read more on Palin Locked In DEATH MATCH With Republican Fundraisers…
  george will is rolling in his grave

FIST BUMPS CELEBRATE THE VULGARIZATION OF AMERICAN CULTURE: “How we greet each other says who we are. A firm handshake says, ‘I am well nourished, energetic, vigorous, and in possession of most of my fingers.’ A hug says, ‘I am an oversexed idiot with no self restraint.’ And a fist bump says, ‘I might not have any fingers at all, and if I do, I am too lazy to use them.'” [Sara’s NBC gig] Read more on …
  white gloves and party manners

Our Presidential Candidates Are Nasty To Everyone

John McCain and Barack Obama are two of the rudest men alive, and the proof is that one likes to bawl out his colleagues in the most unprintable terms imaginable while the other one refuses to write on childrens’ hands. Let’s learn more about these savage creeps and the many rules of etiquette they have broken. Read more on Our Presidential Candidates Are Nasty To Everyone…
 

Barack Obama Thanks Shepard Fairey For All The Free Propaganda

The guy who did the “Obey” stickers also did a bunch of Barack Obama posters, which you can see everywhere unless you are blind. And now Candidate Obama, because he is a nice fellow with good manners, has written a thank-you note to Shepard Fairey. Read more on Barack Obama Thanks Shepard Fairey For All The Free Propaganda…