Can anyone get near this administration without ruining their reputation? It seems not!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
We're not saying there's anything fishy here. Just that it's ALIENS.
Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.
Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.
Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?
A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.
DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.
What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.
The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!
Nothing to see here, just the president-elect shaking down foreign diplomats for access. FUN! :D
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