Tag: ethics

GOP Has A Hard Time Not Killing People. Wonkagenda for Fri., March 10, 2017

GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!

China Finally Gives World The Trump-Branded Massage Parlors And Escort Services We Were Waiting For

We're not saying there's anything fishy here. Just that it's ALIENS.

South Dakota Helpfully Informs Ladies: You Can Always Quit Your Job If You’re Preggers!

Rejoice, South Dakota businesses! The state legislature has freed you from the threat of womb-tyranny.

Yr Wonkette Does Not Advocate Punching Nazis. Except Maybe Just A Little.

Thank goodness we're finally addressing the pressing issue of Nazi-punching.

HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty

Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job?

Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump’s Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear

A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Donald Trump Saves Eight Congressional Ethics Jobs From Going To Mexico! (OR DOES HE?)

DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

GOP Murders Ethics Office, Wonder Why! Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 3, 2016.

The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!
Smiling Trump is the only thing scarier than shouty Trump

Trump Already Shaking Down Foreign Diplomats For Access, Via His Stupid Hotel. Winning!

Nothing to see here, just the president-elect shaking down foreign diplomats for access. FUN! :D
Are you blinded by its majesty?

Behold The Benedict Cumberbunny, Ye Mortals, And Weep! Your Saturday Nerdout

Yr Wonkette is busy working on an exciting new project, we said teasingly, so today's Saturday Nerdout must of necessity be brief. Oh, but do we ever have some beautiful strangeness for you people today! The Benedict Cumberbunny Has...
HISTORY FACT.

Idaho Lawmaker Will Make Sure Kids Learn Science Directly From King James Bible

You know how stupid liberal science textbooks are. They're all, "Once upon a time there was nothing, but then the universe banged itself real hard, and then a bunch of atoms shot out and landed on earth and turned into...

MSNBC: Let’s Invade San Bernardino Suspect’s Mom’s Privacy, For ‘Journalism’

Hey ALL THE MEDIA, you still having fun investigatin' the San Bernardino terrorist attack? (Yes, we can call it that now, because the FBI confirmed it. See how that works, Fox News?) Have you come up with any new...

Jesus Helps Duck Dynasty Guy Refrain From Cutting Off Your Penis

Are you a godless heathen hell-bound non-believer who refuses to accept The Truth that there is indeed an invisible daddy in the sky making a list and checking it twice to see who's been naughty and nice? Us too!...

The Weekend Stock Photo Report Resigned From Congress Before It Was Cool

In this installment of The Weekend Stock Photo Report with Weekend S. Photo, Aaron Schock will no longer be in Congress but is yes longer be in trouble with the Feds, Barack Obama thinks everyone should be required to...
He still looks nice on Facebook, though

Resigning Oregon Gov. Kitzhaber Gonna Go To So Much Jail Maybe (Because He’s A Democrat)

Oregon Gov. John Kitzhaber may be resigning effective Wednesday, unless he changes his mind again, but he and his fiancée, Cylvia Hayes, still have a big ol' pile of legal problems. Both the state and now a federal grand jury...