Wonkette

Here’s Republican Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina, posting a press release on his website which, unfortunately, is actually a mocking press release sent out earlier by his Democratic opponent, Rob Miller. It has been on the front page for many hours, highlighted by the following first paragraph: “Today, incumbent Congressman Joe Wilson began his election-year bus tour for the status quo. Wilson, who has proudly voted with the Bush administration over 95% of the time, is trying to convince voters that the country is on the right track and simply needs more of the same policies and ideas.” Maybe this is a new sort of double secret irony to which we are not attuned? OH SHIT, he literally just took it down. [Joe Wilson For Congress via Crack The Bell]

So Bill Kristol forms an entire argument on Barack Obama lying about attending church services on July 22, 2007, and then it’s proven that Barack was not lying at all — he wasn’t there on July 22, 2007. Kristol has updated his column with this correction now: “In this column, I cite a report that Sen. Obama had attended services at Trinity Church on July 22, 2007. The Obama campaign has provided information showing that Sen. Obama did not attend Trinity that day. I regret the error.” Ha ha ha, he is always so wrong about everything he tries to do. Laugh at the person who is wrong all the time! Yes, laugh at him; he will not save you when the end draws near. [NYT]