Sweet Ares! We’ve been so caught up covering the conservatives’ Wars on Islamo-Fascism and Anti-Christmas and the liberals’ War on Butter Cow that we missed the most famous nebulous socio-political media war of all: The War on Halloween! Fortunately the Christian Broadcasting Network has an entire Internet section devoted to this, so we can easily play catch up right quick. (Hint: They think Lucifer is behind it.) MORE »