eric massa
Two fine young British ladies have taken it upon themselves to make a fun music video in which they spit hot rhymes about Dave Cameron, the Tory-man who is running for the position of Queen. (They also maliciously refer to Cameron as “DC,” which apparently is not an insulting name to call someone in Great [...]
Remember the great Congressman Eric Massa? The disgusting grope-y Democrat resigned last month because everybody finally got tired of him trying to hump every man he saw. Massa’s brief time in Congress was basically an endless attempt to fuck young dudes, mostly his own staffers forced to live with him in a Washington townhouse. His [...]
One of those daily teevee press releases that puts it all in perspective: gay sex/snorkeling stories about Eric Massa’s Navy career stopped being funny or even skim-worthy about 36 hours ago, and probably will not recover anytime soon. We’re delighted to offer cheaply-won publicity under these circumstances.
You commies are always so upset with terrible Sen. Ben Nelson that you miss the whole friggin’ point of his existence: Ben Nelson shits humor. Think of the two funniest things ever, now. That’s right: Ben Nelson was the comedian behind both the knock-knock construction and the JFK assassination! And as the Washington Post tells [...]
SNORKEL? “When you’re on ship, you’re almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times you sleep with your uniform on. Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do–you never crawl up on somebody else’s bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his [...]
This article is basically great. Because naked penis/vag shower run-ins, it seems, are the norm! More normal than apple pie or baseball or Cleveland Steamers: “The private gyms are sanctuaries where lawmakers can huff, puff and disrobe knowing that only fellow members will see them.” Giggle!
Watch the latest news video at video.foxnews.com Here is some awesome video from Glenn Beck’s amazing interview with Eric Massa, the man who was run out of office by a churlish nude White House Chief of Staff who could not stand to see Massa farting all over Barack Obama’s precious beloved healthcare. But the truth: [...]
THE OTHER DICK DROPS: Reader “Ben H.” suggested Wonkette liveblog Eric Massa’s appearance on Glenn Beck this afternoon. Wonkette, however, is not capable of watching the Glenn Beck Show under any circumstances. This is unfortunate because: “Representative Eric J. Massa, who resigned from Congress amid allegations of sexual misconduct, vehemently denied any wrongdoing during a [...]
MASSA WAS JUST COLD SLAMMIN’ EVERYBODY: It seems there’s more to the crazy Eric Massa sexytime allegations than him drunkenly telling some dude, at a wedding, how much he wanted to bone: “Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to [...]
So much Eric Massa today, and so many claims of naked penis sightings between him, Rahm Emanuel, Glenn Beck, and a male staffer at a wedding and in the Congressional Showers. Here is a clip from some 2006 campaign movie (when Eric Massa lost, in his first run) where Rahm Emanuel — then head of [...]
America’s two weirdest fat dragons will mate in a cocoon of blood and dingleberry tomorrow at five, to talk about how the Democratic leadership is trying to smear the obviously gay internal health care opponent Eric Massa as gay after he said that massively gay thing to another male. [Washington Independent]
Hilarious gay socialist Eric Massa has finally told the true story behind his “inappropriate remarks to a staffer,” and you know, after reading his sincere account, we have to agree that nothing weird happened at all, just some totally normal red-blooded American Straight Man having fun at a wedding, drinking fifteen gin & tonics and [...]
Here is today’s hot naked story from quitting Rep. Eric Massa, who is clearly being forced out to get this health care bill through. He is a hippie who will not vote for it: “Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. [...]
The POLITICO better be right, and it almost always is: “Rep. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) will not seek reelection — after only one term in office. According to several House aides on both sides of the aisle, the House ethics committee has been informed of allegations that Massa, who is married with two children, sexually harassed [...]
