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For A Beady-Eyed Little Pencil-Necked Fucker, Scott Walker Sure Has Some Balls

Sumbitch thinks he shouldn't have to hold elections because he's planning to change election law sometime in future. SUMBITCH.

Court Orders Scott Walker To Stop Fucking The Badger

Can't lose an election if you refuse to let the people vote!
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaaaace.

Eric Holder Sues Scott Walker: STOP FUCKING THAT BADGER!

Sorry about your vote, Scott Walker doesn't feel like it.

Looks Like Somebody’s Got A Case Of The Tuesdays! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 27, 2018

Hope Hicks heads to Hill, Hannity is the voice of our generation, and NEW, MORE sex scandals by gross guys you ain't heard of ... TILL NOW!

Nancy Pelosi Backwards And In Heels. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb 8, 2018

Nancy Pelosi kicks all sorts of ass (in heels), Congress tries to avert another shutdown, and San Diego Rep. Duncan Hunter is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER, for which he's blaming his wife. Your morning news brief.

Where’s Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That’s Right, He’s In Hell.

HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? WHO’S LEAKING THE SEXTS? Oh, It’s Just The Trump Justice Department Again

We are officially bored with this STUPID FUCKING STORY.

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin’ Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants

Oh boy, the Sean Hannity TV Hour was FUN last night!

The GOP Civil War Is ON! Wonkagenda for Thursday, Oct. 26, 2017

The GOP has a cat fight, Rexxon is ruining the world, and Lou Dobbs blows Trump on national television. Your morning news brief.

Trump Drug Czar Pick Pulls Out To Spend More Time With His Drug Lobby Money

Another Trump Administration appointee caught with his hand in the industry cookie jar? Color us amazed.

Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

Trump Jr Not Touching Russia. Wonkagenda for Mon., July 9, 2017

Donald Trump Jr. kind of admits a crime, TrumpCare still won't flush, and the GOP wants MORE guns in DC. Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Orders Justice Department To Be Nicer To Head-Bashing Police

Gee, if only people had known Sessions was a member of the Leopards Eating Your Face party...

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!