equality

BRING BACK GEORGE W BUSHIDO  4:39 pm January 23, 2013

Leon Panetta Ruining American Samurai Honor Code

by Rich Abdill

Shit, guys, I’m pretty sure our secretary of defense hates women. Leon Panetta has lifted the ban on women serving in military combat roles. He hates them so much he wants them to be equal! This is a travesty. We have abandoned all of our values — at the very least the ones where women [...]

DREAMS FROM MY BASEBALL FATHER  2:05 pm October 2, 2012

George Will: As We See From Baseball, Black Dudes Have It Made

by Jesse Taylor

George Will, the Washington Post’s moderately somnolent Guy Who Watches Baseball And Reads Thesauruses, has decided that the story of Frank Robinson is the perfect one to explain the presidential election. Obama’s administration is in shambles, yet he is prospering politically. This may not, however, entirely be evidence of the irrationality of the electorate. Something [...]

NOW WE KNOW WHAT THOSE DOGS WERE THINKING  12:23 pm April 28, 2011

Tennessee Legislature Making It Illegal To Mention To Kids Gay People Exist

by Jack Stuef

On Monday, Tennessee’s state House passed a bill to ban local laws that protect gay citizens from discrimination after the cesspool that is Nashville decided it would start considering gay people human beings of all things. (GAYS ARE A TYPE OF PLANT LIFE, NASHVILLE.) This is a fairly proactive approach to quelling equality before it [...]

FINALLY!  2:33 pm October 29, 2010

Charles Krauthammer Declares a Race War

by Jack Stuef

RACE WAR EVERYBODY! RACE WAR! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTERS, GO OUTSIDE, AND SORT YOURSELF OUT BY RACE, because Charles Krauthammer says that’s what’s going on. Krauthammer has been in his cave monitoring the transmissions of the brown people very closely, and that’s how he heard “a radio interview that aired Monday on Univision” in [...]


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