Tag: equality

Badass Speaker Nancy Pelosi Says Gay-Hatin’ Republican Party Platform Is ‘Pathetic’

Nancy Pelosi is talking on the DNC right now, but earlier today she was standing next to yr Wonket!

Oh Hey, Ed Rendell

Wonket made another new friend.

Congressman Jared Polis Says Wonkette Is ‘Famous,’ Which Is Clearly True


The Stupidest Man On The Internet’s History Of Stupid Gay Stories: A Stupid Review

Rightwing blogger Jim Hoft came out Monday as a gay homosexual, and we decided to look at the careful line he walked: Condemning Islamic crimes against gays, while neither clearly supporting nor condemning gay rights in America.
On the left, Stuart Varney, who is scared of girls. On the right, the dude who killed bin Laden.

Fox News Can’t Believe Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Not Terrified Of Lady Soldiers

Good news! Ladies are now officially allowed to go do all the same war combat things the gentlemens get to do! SCANDAL! You see, some people believe men and women should be equal, so they are happy about this. Others...

Whiny MRA Jerk Babies Declare Victory Over Star Wars: Your Saturday Nerdout

Happy first post of 2016 everybody! Here is how everybody at Wonkette looked the morning of January 1 (except not nearly as cute): And now we are ready for a whole new year of nerding, so lets get right to...
Before the Delta Force, there was the Gam Squad

Ladies Officially Allowed To Die In Combat For America Now, Huzzah!

Congratulations, women of America! You now have the right to be cannon fodder serve your country in combat roles in whatever terrific new war President Trump or Clinton thinks is necessary to protect America's vital national interests! Secretary of...
I have a dream that one day, rightwingers will read more than that one line about 'the content of our character.'

Former Deadbeat Congressjerk Solves Black America’s Problems, With Twitter

Infamous deadbeat dad and former tea party congressschmuck Joe Walsh brings us this fine tweet that pretty much defies satire, or at least renders it thoroughly unnecessary: And after a couple hours, Walsh was back with another nugget of wisdom! This...
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Houston Votes Yucky Gay Homosexicans Off Island

Oh dear God, Houston voters, what fucking century did you meth-travel to before you voted Tuesday? Because if we are reading the results correctly (and we are, duh), you went to the polls and said, "Gays? Fuck 'em." You voted...

Rush Limbaugh Outraged Republicans Won’t Beat Up Hillary Clinton Just Cuz She’s A Girl

Limp-dicked criming-while-white sack of farts Rush Limbaugh is mad about a thing, and that thing is how Republicans are so nice and gentle to Hillary Clinton because of her "cervix." No, we are not making this up. The all-but-obsolete radio screecher complained recently...
If it keeps the terrorists from winning, it's still civic-minded.

Uh Oh, We Almost Forgot To Thank The Menfolk For All This Awesome Equality

Aw, nut sack. What with doing our job all day, we almost forgot to take a moment to freshen up, slip into something pretty, fix you fellas a nice cocktail, and thank you OH SO MUCH for letting us vote....
Just gonna put this here one more time.

Wingnut Terror Alert Level Raised To ‘Hey Gurl!’ After White House Gay Rainbow Display

On Friday night, after the historic Supreme Court decision where Justice Anthony Kennedy destroyed all heterosexual marriages by letting gays in on the institution, the White House gave us ALL THE FEELS by turning rainbow-colored for the night. The...
Did baby do a bad bad thing?

Texas AG Will Protect State From Scourge Of Gay-Marrieds Caring For Sick Spouses

Texas is pulling out all the stops to make sure the gay-marrieds are completely unable to mess with Texas, right up until June, when the Supreme Court is probably going to mess with Texas in such a gay way...

Rick Santorum Hates Americans For Our Erotic Freedoms

All the probable Republican presidential candidates have been visiting the Steve Deace radio wingnut program lately, in order to explain to Real Americans that people's fundamentalist religious beliefs will ALWAYS stomp on everybody else's rights, no matter what, because...
Thank god that's all behind us now!

Thanks For Making Us Equal, Men. XOXO, The Ladies

Hey, ladies, how are you celebrating Women's Equality Day? Shopping? Painting your nails with "I've Been Roofied Red"? Wondering what the heck is Women's Equality Day? Here, let's have President Obama mansplain it for us: On August 26, 1920, the 19th...